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5. take a number
Means, a lot of people are making demands on my time right now and your request may or may not get granted depending on if and/or when I get a chance to get to it.
"You want that when? Yeah, you and everybody else. Take a number Jack."
by cleo Oct 13, 2004 add a video
1. take a number
a reply. used when one of many people ask you to do the same thing.
i.e. james asked me for a sack this weekend, i had to tell him to take a number bc i already had 4 other people ask, too
by sacadosia Oct 13, 2004 add a video
2. take a number
The reply to a statement, implying that there are many others with the same feeling.
"I want to sleep with you"
"Take a number"
by jamesf Oct 12, 2004 add a video
3. take a number
Figurative: "If you want to discuss this topic with me, you will need to wait your turn, as there are any number of others who wish to do so who got here before you did."

Comes from a line control mechanism that is found today with decreasing frequency, where one is requested to take a numbered ticket from a strategically placed dispenser and accordingly wait for that number to be called.
Your computer just blew up? Take a number, I've been getting calls on that all day.
by ke6isf Oct 15, 2004 add a video
4. take a number
Take a number means (more or less) "wait your turn." More often, its used to let someone know that a lot of other people want what they want.
Person A: Hey, I need a copy of the Davidson file.
Person B: Take A number.
by SeanCallaway Oct 14, 2004 add a video
6. take a number
What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.
-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.
by 000 Oct 13, 2004 add a video
7. take a number
the reply you get when you try to pick up a chick and she doesn't dig you at all.

means: before i do you, i'd do a whole bunch of others.

short for: "take a umber and wait. forever!"
Guy: "nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Girl: "Take a number."
by houdini Oct 14, 2004 add a video
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