Retarded person that cannot spell and does not know how to take a hint.
"Hey sara can i call you sometime?" "No i don't have a phone."
I'm garfunculer i dont know how to spell!
A girl who once jilted refuses to take a hint and stalks her man obsissively and with a manic disregard for her own dignity. Espesially one that uses internet forums/websites to pedal her inane psycho-drivel.
A bunny boiler.
"OMFG! That bird is such a redbunny!"
A person who you briefly dated, who won't let go of the relationship; similar to when a small dog bites your pant leg and can't be shaken off.
Kelly can't take a hint, she continues to call me - she's such an ankle-biter
the great and allmighty atheist religion which teaches how the world was created by the flying spaghetti monster who happened to be drunk which thus explaines why bad things happen. the pastafarians follow the church of the flying spaghetti monster and when they go to heaven they will enjoy a beer volcano and a stripper factory, however in hell the beer is stale and the strippers have VD! in pastafarian terms agnostics are known as spagnostics and all prayers must end with RAmen. september 19th is the national talk like a pirate day and the religions founder Bobby Henderson has published a "Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster".
the 8 id realy rather you didnts aremore...
1)I'd really rather you didn't act like a sanctimonious holier-than-thou ass when describing my noodly goodness. If some people don't believe in me, that's okay. Really, I'm not that vain. Besides, this isn't about them so don't change the subject.
2)I'd really rather you didn't use my existence as a means to oppress, subjugate, punish, eviscerate, and/or, you know, be mean to others. I don't require sacrifices, and purity is for drinking water, not people.
3)I'd really rather you didn't judge people for the way they look, or how they dress, or the way they talk, or, well, just play nice, Okay? Oh, and get this into your thick heads: woman = person. man = person. Samey = Samey. One is not better than the other, unless we're talking about fashion and I'm sorry, but I gave that to women and some guys who know the difference between teal and fuchsia.
4)I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is go f*** yourself, unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.
5)I'd really rather you didn't challenge the bigoted, misogynistic, hateful ideas of others on an empty stomach. Eat, then go after the b*******.
6)I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar churches/temples/mosques/shrines to my noodly goodnes...
A misspelled version of the word plebeian. Spelling it this way will make you look like a fucking bitch.
Person 1: Yeah, that's great if you're a PLEBIAN.
Person 2: Hey shitface, I got you a present.
Person 1: Really, what?
Person 2: It's a revolver loaded with one bullet. A note's attached that says: "Can you take a hint?" Well, can you? Can you take a fucking hint?
Person 1: Yes. Yes I can.
(Person 1 walks away with gift. Sound of gunshot follows shortly thereafter.)
Person 2: ...plebeian.
|41.||blood before brownies|
After having a bowel movement, wiping your ass repeatedly until the toilet paper reveals a blood stain as opposed to even a hint of feces.
Michael: "Excuse me Greta, but I have to take a dump."
Greta: "Don't forget Michael, blood before brownies!"
|42.||Blowing a stop sign|
When during heavy petting and foreplay between a man and a woman, when the man's hand goes up her thigh to her crotch region, she gently puts her hand against her thigh to gently block his hand. That little gesture by the woman is her "stop sign" meaning "Stop". A good guy will take the hint and stop.
Brian was a good date, he did not end up blowing a stop sign.
Hey Jeff, I was being a good date, we started with some heavy petting, and I tried to get to her goodies. She blocked me with her hand. I was a good guy, I did not blow her stop sign.