Taintssage

The act of having your taint massaged and rubbed in a pleasing manner.

Linda: "Hey Marcus what do u want to do?"

Marcus: "Why don't you shut up and give a taintssage, its tender"

Linda: "Okay"

Taintssage by Marty McHerps April 28, 2009

Taintstache 

1. Having a moustache that resembles a taint.

2. Having a taint that resembles a moustache.

1.

Dude 1: Why do you have a taint on your face?
Dude 2: Shut up.

2.
Carl: Hey man, what's up?
Steve: Let me see that taint I've heard so much about!
Carl: I don't know...
Steve: I'm gonna see that taint one way or another, so you better just pull down your pants before i make you. Understand?

Carl apprehensively pulls down his pants infront of Steve.

Steve (smiling): Ooooh yeah... now thats a good taint.

Steve leans in for a closer look.

Steve: Hey, that kinda looks like a taintstache.

Taintstache by yourecievethehole7 August 6, 2009

taintslave

Someone who worships, pays homage to, or is generally in servitude to the taint.

I just saw Gears of War, it was awesome.

I don't want to hear about it yet, you taintslave.

taintslave by fakkedap June 29, 2006

taint stab 

to take one's thumb and stab another player's taint while playing basketball if the other player tries to post up on you.

Hasheem Thabeet was trying to post up on me he other night, so i gave him a brutal taint stab to get him off me. He proceeded to scream in pain.

taint stab by Master Cornhole Blaster March 27, 2009

Tainttanger 

Make-up artist in the porn industry specializing in genitailia enhancement.

After the fluffer finished her duties the tainttanger applied the finishing touches.

Tainttanger by RDM November 26, 2003

Taintshave 

It's an easy task to accomplish. take some hair buzzers and shaved your chest and then go all the way down to your pubes, then wrap back around the taint and asshole area. You have to clean the trimmers with bleach when your done, and walk around with sharp hairs for a day or so, but it's all worth it my friend. NO MORE DINGLES... I feel wonderful and look even better!

When you are going on a date and you simply have to get ready, so you shower, brush your teeth and taintshave.

Taintshave by Coolio Cam May 31, 2007

taintstrand 

the first and foremost stand of hair on your young taint

Oh my God! A taintstrand! It only took me 16 years!

taintstrand by Taint123 January 5, 2010