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8.
the act of sliding your first two fingers across your gooch, then shaming one of the lowly high school freshmen by smearing your sweaty export all across their dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.
We were reading Beowulf in English class, and that Grendel bitch reminded me of the word grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.
by Governor December 11, 2006
 
9.
Stupid song that destroyed the Marilyn Manson us Antichrist Superstar fans loved. Fuck you for covering it.
Marilyn Manson! Oh yeah, Tainted Love....
by Dark Prime June 23, 2006