Taintalizing 

When a very sexy individual is out of your grasp.

"Yeah she's hot, but she has a serious boyfriend."

"I find her quite taintalizing"

Taintalizing by revalent revel in it November 21, 2011

taintamajig 

Any tool or toy used to alter or stimulate ones taint.

Oh Billy, continue to scrub my grundle with that toothbrush. Who would have thought a tooth brush would be such a good taintamajig?!

taintamajig by Bstack April 30, 2006

taintular cystosis

(n.) a condition in which one has developed a cyst on one's taint. Eventually, it will surface and drain, usually oozing copious quantities of thick pus. Trust me, this hurts.

Phil: How's the taintular cystosis treating you, Bob?

Bob: I got that fucker drained, dude. The relief...it was better than sex! And what came out of it...looked like a half cup of mashed potatos!

Phil: Dude....gross.

taintular cystosis by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010

taintslave

Someone who worships, pays homage to, or is generally in servitude to the taint.

I just saw Gears of War, it was awesome.

I don't want to hear about it yet, you taintslave.

taintslave by fakkedap June 29, 2006

taintalingus

An oral working over of the taint.

Dude, that chick performed some great taintalingus on me last night.

taintalingus by bradbthelbst November 27, 2004

Tantala 

Overweight people, ussaully males who enjoy to have sex in libraries in the month of August.

My bestfreind recently had sex with a Tantala

Tantala by x3Lindseyx3 May 4, 2009

Taintular 

Area around or where the taint is

Stephen Jackson: "You know what a 69 always help forget about taint. Except for my mouth and face is in the taintular region."

Creepy weirdo on the internet: I can't get into anyone's taintular region.
Normal person: "Probably because our parents were cruel and named us these weird ass names."
Creepy weirdo on the internet: "Fair point"

Taintular by the_true_king_of_sarcasm July 24, 2021