tallywhacker 

1. noun The part of a man interested in a tallyho.

2. The part of a man a tallyho could care less about.

Hey man, don't forget to bring protection for your tallywhacker when you go to a party.

tallywhacker by Ron April 1, 2004

taliwacker 

long penis, but kind of skinny for its length

i like to play with my taliwacker

taliwacker by ghoof April 28, 2006

Taliwhacked 

Ambushed my the Taliban, comes from the term "Bushwhacked" meaning ambushed. Hence Taliwhacked is a situation where the Taliban ambush a person or persons. Used in military slang.

Yeah we where taliwhacked, we took incoming from all sides.

Taliwhacked by Piglet Brave October 21, 2010

Taliwacked 

Where a person has been dick slapped.

My pimp taliwacked me today for being a naughty boy.

Taliwacked by Chance Pseudo March 30, 2010

Glastonbury Tailback 

Where someone manages to go for days without pooing at a music festival to avoid the toilets and their dreadful conditions

I just went to the toilet to get rid of my Glastonbury tailback from the weekend.

Glastonbury Tailback by TAinsworth June 28, 2010

talywhacker 

The Penis

I slapped her face with my soft Talywhacker

talywhacker by John Gaskell October 2, 2003

tailbacks 

traffic backup initiated and maintained by thoughtless idiot gawkers preceeding a road-side human specatcle.

"I managed to get the bike on to the hard shoulder, and jump of it at a sensible speed. As it groundto a halt on the shoulder, it went pop three times, and turned into a ginormous fireball. I caused huge tailbacks, got on radio 1 travel time, and even into some of the papers..." -Dr.Nick R.

tailbacks by hilarleo December 5, 2004