tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual

That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!

tailpipe cruzer by pipelayer24 May 25, 2013

Rusty Tailpipe 

The sexual act of inserting ones menstrual blood covered member into their partners anal cavity

Bro1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a hard rusty tailpipe
Bro2: Damn dude, I knew she was a whore, but wow
Bro1: Yeah man, she was totally into it
Bro2: Dude, you might have AIDS, just saying.

Rusty Tailpipe by pwinstont November 11, 2009

tailpipe 

The part of a car where exhaust is expelled. Also an opening used to pleasure a car.

My car seductively stared me down until I finally realized she wanted sex. I whipped out my raging hardon and fucked her tailpipe good.

tailpipe by Xaero320 January 17, 2010

alaskan tailpipe 

When you take a shit so glorious that you deem it necessary freeze it, and reinsert it, either inside of yourself, or somebody else.

Dude, I tried the Alaskan tailpipe last night. I regret everything.

Cleveland steamer

Alabama hot pocket

alaskan tailpipe by I licked a cat one time April 13, 2016

go suck a tailpipe 

Go kill yourself (1990s) used by Bill Hicks to encourage advertising folks to go off themselves.

Go suck a tailpipe

go suck a tailpipe by Trolledu June 29, 2015

Tailpipe 

That tight, puckered opening of your wife or female friend that is situated just inches below her beautiful love tunnel. The only place that one can be a Bung Tonguer, or even an Anal Intruder. When spreading her ass cheeks wide, you can place your nose up close to her Bunghole and slowly inhale the scent of her Balloon Knot and slowly lick the taste right off and around her Gumhole. With slow, deliberate stabbing motions of your tongue, in and out of her Turdcutter, she can achieve anal orgasm. At that point you introduce the aspect of being a Rectum Rooter and while thrusting your penis in and out, ejaculate deep in her Tailpipe.

Larry: Hey Joe, you are acting odd. What happened last night?

Joe: The timing was perfect, I got to Cornhole Cindy last night and dumped the biggest load I ever had in her Tailpipe.

Tailpipe by The King Cornholer May 9, 2008

eskimo tailpipe

When one decides to take a jolly pee into a condom which they feel the need to freeze and then use as {didlo}

or penetration device once frozen.

Hmmm my Eskimo tailpipe worked perfectly

eskimo tailpipe by T grizzlt January 6, 2018