Not unusual to wake up with unexplained bumps, bruises, cuts, and empty condom wrappers spread throughout the site of infection.
Rich: I know, I feel like a midget snuck in my butthole and punched my liver.
Rezi: Did we even go to the game? I remember seeing a football... I think.
Alex: Faggots, text book tailgateitus. Grow the fuck up, especially that D-Bag Jacks. What a bitch.