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an art in which a man has to be more expierienced then a woman for it to be good. A male usually reaches his point of orgasm 3X faster then a woman so it takes alot of concentration and it has to be in the right position to. If sex is in the doggy style position then it is less pleasurable for the man and more for the woman(believe me fella's thats actually a good thing). In which case if the men and women are both at the same sexual level it is more likely that they will orgasm at the same time. Sex is actually harder then you think
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| 65. | Steve Irwin | ||
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A legend. Died doing what he loved. R.I.P. Steve Irwin, you'll be missed.
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| 66. | I AM ERROR | ||
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Its actually due to poor translation that his name is ERROR, his real name is actually Errol which makes a little more sense but the piss-poor translations of the NES days turned that last L into an R, thus the enigmatic ERROR... What the fuck does I AM ERROR mean?
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| 67. | dmp | ||
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dmp shorthand for digital music player which is commonly reffered to as an mp3 player, or an "iPod".
all the cool kids are using one! dmp aka "mp3 players" suck because their memory cannot be upgraded, they play mp3 and wma and not ogg or other formats, they use id tags which is a pain in the ass to update, alot usedrm and the piece of shit ipod is running this bitch.
a cellphone is not a fucking digital music player! |
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| 68. | luck | ||
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what doesn't exist in this world. good luck and bad luck doesn't exist. its scientifically illogical. people that buy "lucky" items need to grow a brain and get something called "confidence" into their mind. Person 1 - "Jimmy got hit by a car. and earlier, he lost his job. he's got bad luck."
Person 2 - "Oh really? I've known him to be lazy, so it doesn't surprise me that he got fired. and for the getting hit thing, some asshole must've been drinking too much beer and got behind the wheel, and then ran over him. but maybe Jimmy should've looked both ways in the street. that isn't bad luck." Guy 1 - "oh man, my lucky boxers are missing! now i'll never pass that test!" Guy 2 - "hey, why don't you do your homework, pay attention in class, and then you'll pass that test with no problem. unfortunately for you, you dont do that. so, i hope you fail, it'll teach you to stop guessing and start working." |
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| 69. | raise the roof | ||
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A motion contained usually of pointing the hands upwards and pushing ''rasing'' in such a matter. Used at weddings and bat mitvahs and anywhere else a person can be a total fool in public. Ooh a Jay-Z song man raise the roof *starts pushing his hands like an idiot''
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| 70. | billg | ||
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Bill Gates' alias @ MS. Do not send your motherfucking mails to billg. He don't have the fucking time to read them.
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