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127. Truckbone Turnaround
When one man starts sexual relations with a woman and excuses himself to the bathroom. He then tags in his friend to swoop in and takeover the sex. Post coitus he switches back with his friend.
Trevor just did the truckbone turnaround with the hottest girl on campus. And got away with it.
128. Asperger's Syndrome
Imagine a tiny pill, half the size of a tic-tac. This pill contains all of the symptoms of full-blown autism. Then crush that pill up and dissolve it into an Olympic swimming pool.

That is Asperger's syndrome.

Basically, some whiny teenage emo outcasts figured out that they kind of were autistic, but only just a teeny bit. Then they started making this bullshit movement for other whiny ~unique~ teenagers to join them. So that they could all meet together on the Internet and have a giant fucking circlejerk about how ''UNIQUE'' and ''MISUNDERSTOOD'' they are. And got a few dipshit doctors to vouch for them.

Hey, it's cool that you're an emo freak of nature and you can't make eye contact, or stand tags on clothing. Lots of people have weird little quirks like that. In fact, everyone on Earth does. But when you claim it's a disorder and associate it with a REAL disorder like autism, and then have the nerve to prance around like your shit don't stink, then you can just go fuck yourself. And then go back to your hug-box, ass pie.
Attention-whoring Emo Asspie Dickhead: "Fear my Vulcan mind-abilities, puny earthling, for I have Asperger's syndrome!"

Oh, and before you press that little thumbs-down button, let it be known that I was formerly diagnosed with Asperger's syndrome; I meet all the criteria. But I also have a cousin my age who has very severe autism. Therefore, I don't believe it's right for me to go "waltzing" around like I'm so special and that I have REAL mental problems and that everyone should appreciate my speshulnessssssssss.
129. peen fein
When a girl is in love with another man's penis, until the point where it becomes so obvious and disgusting, for she does it in public. A peener feiner tags along his friends, nagging and teasing them. The peener feiner is usually not liked back.
Guy 1: why the hell is Janice following us around?
Guy 2: probably because she's peen feining Sam
130. Littlestown
The Sheetz between Gettysburg and Hanover. The wonderful land where all of the family restaurants are owned by the same family, where the football program practically runs the local government, and where people whine about the town sucking (and later move to Hanover). Mostly a pretty good town. Also home to the only strip club within 20 miles.
I'm afraid to go faster than 25 miles an hour through Littlestown.

Well come back when you get PA tags and you won't.
131. quarter trick
(n)- a now old style of shoplifting technique where there are two groups of people used in a shoplifting scheme. The first goes into a store and rips off sensor tags on merchandise (usually clothing or small stuff) and puts it back on the display pile. They leave a quarter or a penny or something to notify that the stuff is clean to grab. The second group comes in maybe a half hour/hour later and looks for the quarters (or pennies sometimes) on the floor or on the display racks and swipes the de-tagged items.
tommy: yo yo yo, went 2 the mall near UCLA to check up on some chicas last night. ya never showed for the quarter trick yo!

sean: I ain't no tool and dat some old shit man. Theys known bout quarters since like 5 years ago. universally stupid man!
132. Scamillian
When girls purchase items of clothing from stores, hide the tags and then go out wearing the clothing. Once worn, the clothes are then returned to the store
This type of behaviour benifits both the shopper and then store! The store's clothes get exposure and the shopper get's their money back at the end of the day
"oh, she is such a scamillian, her tag is still on that heart jumped"
133. Grenade
An unattractive and mildly overweight female that tags along with their hot friend/friends. Can often be spotted at a club holding back her friends from any potential action.
Yo Frankie, can you take care of that grenade while I go for that fine Indian brunette with the banging body?

Bro, last week I took a grenade for you, its your turn tonight!

Grenade-Free America!
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