The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

A story that the Jedi would not tell you.

'Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.' - Sheev Palpatine

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by Sheev October 17, 2017

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise 

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

Me: Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
My Friends (annoyed): Yes for the hundredth time, STOP!
Me( From memory): Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.

The Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise by HulkSmashLoki February 28, 2019

I write sins not tragedies 

To this day the only song in all of history that has ever succeeded in getting thousands of people to scream ‘whore’ in perfect harmony.

Brendon Urie during I write sins not tragedies: "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a-"
The entire world: "WHORE!"

I write sins not tragedies by Allie Waters-Statan January 23, 2019

Tagectomy 

The process of removing the tags from items one has purchased, such as clothes, stuffed animalas, furniture.

I should have given this dress a tagectomy before I decided to wear it, this tag is driving me crazy!

My girlfriend Laura gives all of her new clothes a tagectomy and then sews in a new tag with a smaller size!

Tagectomy by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009

gigantic tager 

1) One of Iron Tager's (a character from Blazblue: Calamity Trigger) battle cries.

2) The best word ever to replace/censor the word "penis."

1) Iron Tager: GIGANTIC TAGER...DRIVER!

2) Iron Tager: K-Kokonoe, when did you install this...?

Kokonoe: Oh a little bit ago. It's an interesting idea but it doesn't work very well on the arms. I'm thinking of moving it, maybe putting it on your chest or your *GIGANTIC TAGER!*.

That second example is from "Teach me, Miss Litchi!"

gigantic tager by Lebrochaun October 19, 2009

Tragedeigh

(Pronounced: tragedy)

When parents overcomplicate the spellings of names in order for their child’s name to sound ✨u n I q U E✨. That’s a tragedeigh. These aren’t to be mistaken for names from other languages, though. Some examples include Londynn (London), Crimzynn (Crimson), Ashleigh (Ashley), and Myrrandah (Miranda). Other times, the names are completely unrecognizable, like Klansmyn, Sausage, and Glhynnyl.

Student 1: My name is Wednesdeigh.
Student 2, under their breath: That’s a real tragedeigh right there.

Tragedeigh by cntoesussie June 22, 2023

Theatre Of Tragedy 

A band from Norway that brought the Gothic Metal genre into perfection. This was the band that first blended Death Metal vocals with aesthetic female vocals. Main CDs include Theatre Of Tragedy, Velvet Darkness They Fear, Aegis, Musique, and Assembly.

Check out Leaves Eyes or Lacrimosa if you like them.

Theatre Of Tragedy by 29A March 26, 2005