Happy Taffy 

Another way to describe Shoosh, the polymerized Hash concentrate. Happy Taffy can also describe a very, very high end Bubble Hash as well. It's because of it's striking appearance of toffee and texture that is glassy and well, taffy. And because it gets you damn stoned. It makes you happy!

I'm so incredibly smart when I puff Happy Taffy! Let's Dab some Happy Taffy.

Happy Taffy by Ascot1111 November 16, 2018

taffy room 

Some weird phrase uttered on the second series of ‘the boys’

So this is the taffy room

taffy room by BerginABZ November 27, 2020

Twat Taffy 

Twat Taffy is the gelatinous substance found in the crotch area of a female's panties (or just the crotch alone) after a long day of getting "wet" several times at work, school or just in general. It resembles a soft chunky version of a "Nerds" candy and can be quite alarming if one where to "accidentally" stumble across it while engaging in foreplay.

Man, Sue really had a lot of Twat Taffy going on the other night when we were having sex. She must have spent half the day at work soaking wet!!

Twat Taffy by onthewildedge August 23, 2011

Texas Taffy

A loose, stretchy, thigh sticking scrotum from the hot summer heat. Known for its unique, musky aroma.

I tea bagged her with my Texas taffy last night.

I got some Texas taffy goin on today. It’s hot. It’s sticking from thigh to thigh.

Texas Taffy by Dick Onchin May 30, 2020

Taffy Pockets 

Slang; cheap, broke.
The act of placing your hands in your pockets to grab money yet your hands never come out. Almost as if your hands are stuck inside your pockets - hence, taffy pockets.

Our whole family went out for dinner tonight to catch up on old times. Once the bill came uncle Mark came down with a case of taffy pockets. Grandma ended up paying the whole bill.

Taffy Pockets by Seedmiddle August 16, 2011

Taffy Pulling 

Pulling on a limp dick trying to get it hard to the point of futility, often done while drunk and horny, but unable to get hard due to whiskey dick

Drunk girl to drunk guy: Stop the taffy pulling, just pop a Viagra if you can't get it up manually!!!

Taffy Pulling by sarasplayroom.com July 22, 2009

Taffysack

Taffysack

n.

1. A pair of testicles surrounded by an unusually flexible scrotum.

2. Another word for scrotum.

"I need to readjust my taffysack."

Taffysack by redchurch March 19, 2003