tattorse

A tattoo of a horse.

"My mom would kill me if she found out I got a tattorse!"

tattorse by binageach September 8, 2009

bumpin tators 

when a women is getting double penetrated, the two men have there testicles touch.

Brian and Chad were bumpin tators while slamming Karen

bumpin tators by Bear Watchers December 29, 2009

Looking at tractors

Euphemism for looking at porn in the workplace. Regional term currently limited to Westminster but has been growing in popularity.

"I was looking at tractors” Neil Parish, MP for Tiverton and Honiton (30 April 2022)

Looking at tractors by Uk voter THX1178 April 30, 2022

tractorsexual 

1. one who is sexually attracted to tractors

2. when you want some tractor lovin'.....

The Quaker moved to Vermont in hopes they would legalize human-machinery marriage because he was a tractorsexual.

tractorsexual by RLyndon February 3, 2010

tactor 

A stage technician that is occasionally forced into an acting position against his/her will

Thomas the Techie has a part as the lead Tactor.

tactor by me December 7, 2004

Mashed Gabe Tators 

When a gay man pulls his cheek's apart and his compainion quickly fills his anus full of mashed potatoes, then they preform anal sex and when finished they eat the mashed potatoes.

Hey Son, Bob invited me over tonight to have some Mashed Gabe Tators so i can't come to your baseball game tonight.

Mashed Gabe Tators by Bum Killa 101 April 16, 2009

mom-tatorship 

Mom-tatorship. noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!

This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I will instruct you how life will be and you will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..

mom-tatorship by Mom-tator Supreme September 8, 2016