| 36. | pockets | ||
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You letting someone know there not getting a item back that you got from them . Either a joke or serious.
Telling someone you want what's in there pockets burgalry Guy1:Hey can I see you phone ?
Guy2: yea iight Guy1: yeah you might as well go home cause you aint getting this back pockets nigga!!!! That taco look good pockets nigga !! |
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| 37. | ass to mouth resuscitation | ||
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Verb;
As an alternative to 'mouth to mouth resuscitation', ass to mouth or ass-to-mouth is the preferred method to revive turtles who have choked on jellybeans, or your friends sister who is a college freshman at her first frat party, passed out on blueberry vodka. Acceptable because turtles smell like shit and alcohol kills the taste of anything other than Taco Bell. April O'Neil, a broadcasting and electronic media major with a minor in journalism is passed out on a brown couch, after ingesting too much blueberry vodka. Her tits are exposed from her yellow jacket, and her red hair is tied back in pig tails. She is tight as fuck.
Leonardo: Look at April O'Neil, dapt bitch is fuckin wastid nigga! Raphael: Damn shawty. Ey, who be wandin some Taco Bale? Leonardo: Wake dapt bi'atch up n see if she wan'somethin. Raphael: Ay whide bitch, wake de fuck up, fa'real. Leonardo: Ey mane, she kinda looks blue n shit. You better gib her ass to mouth resuscitation, niggin! Raphael: Fa real? Leonardo: Yeah niggin, we'll wait til we gets back wit dapt TB, niggin. A little while later... Leonardo: Aight niggin, ju ready mane? (dropping his pants, and straddling Aprils face, Raphael situates his anus over her mouth and flatuates, blowing stool chips into Aprils air stream) Raphael: Cowabunga dude! |
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| 38. | Chirps | ||
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Used like the word "yes", "agreed", or "ok".
Normally only used when the question asked can be answered with just one word. Depending on the surrounding crowd, the word chirps can also be followed by nigga. Matt: "Hey Allison! Did you have fun last night at Josh's house?!"
Allison: "Chirrrps." Joey: "We finna get some Aca Taco??" Hobie: "Chirps niggaaa." |
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| 39. | Large Drink Lynk | ||
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The name for somebody who constantly goes against the norm and buys large drinks at lunch even though there are free refills. This person has no regard for the value of money and uses the larger cup as a status symbol and to humiliate his/her friends who have normal sized drinks. Often called "LDLs" these type of people are menaces to society. Standing in line at taco bell:
Me: "I'll take a small drink, I like to save my money." Justin:"Gimme the large BITCH! You cant stop me son!" Me: *Nodding my head in disgust* "What a Large Drink Lynk... |
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| 40. | Silent Mexican | ||
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When a person lays a silent but deadly fart at the same time someone else lays a loud fart and then proceeds to be blamed for the smelly fart. Very, very sneaky... "Eww dude, that was nasty sounding" ...time goes by and everyone smells it... "BRO! That smells rank!" "..Wasn't my brew, mine don't smell like that"
It was a Silent Mexican |
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| 41. | niggarrito | ||
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This is a very large bean and cheese burrito you purchase at the mexican food cart. Usually, it contains unprofitable amounts of cheese and a super serving of sour cream. (Man is hungry and stops at the food cart)
Ay, waz happnin brotha? "Not much you know what you'd like today?" I'll take one of those bean an cheese niggarrito! "Ok, one niggarrito comin up! Would you like any green sauce with that?" Nigga please! |
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| 42. | dead soldier | ||
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When one's rightly limped penis is wrapped in latex material, and has just released man nectar. Usually before any kind of sexual intercourse. Thus looking like a suited up solider, dead in his own pile of fluids. Dick: Heard that kid got the dead soldier with Gina.
Clark: Hahaha who the fuck gets a dead soldier when your about to stick it in a fish taco as fine as Gina's. |
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