| 36. | Tossing a Dwarf | ||
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When one farts hard, expecting nothing sinister, and a nasty surprise ensues. This useage arose after the battle of Helm's Deep, which is an thinly-veiled innuendo for an anal cavity. Victim: Hurry up and get us to Taco Bell... I think i just tossed a dwarf. (Tossing a Dwarf)
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf! |
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| 37. | Leaky Sewage Pipe | ||
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A disgusting sexual maneuver that consists of ejaculating inside of a girl's anus after she eats a spicy food. Because of the spicy food, she will likely have gas. She then farts, causing the semen to ooze out of her anus like a leaky pipe. "Bro, I brought my girl to Taco Bell last night then gave her a leaky sewage pipe!"
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| 38. | shart palpitations | ||
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the act of suffering a shart attack. followed by a series of moistening after sharts. possibly after a night of imbibing an unhealthy amount of alcohol and protein shakes. or a bad fish taco washed down with tijuana tap water GUY1) man, i deserve a medal. i just powered through hung over breakfast with my fiances parents.
GUY2) that tends to suck... GUY1) yah. it tends to suck worse when hang over farts morph into shart palpitations without any warning. GUY2) sounds like a productive sunday. GUY1) yah. i've had worse days... just wish i wasn't wearing white kaki cargo shorts GUY2) i warned you about that |
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| 39. | poof | ||
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Its when your chick farts and shits after you bone her for a long time in the ass "That bitch of mine poofed all over my dick after I boned her in the ass"
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| 40. | Farticles | ||
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Gas particles emitted from one's bottom, usually causing a foul taste in some poor bystander's mouth. Glenn: Gross, dood! Was that you?!
Tim: Yeah, I've been on Montezuma's hit list ever since I ate from that taco bus. Glenn: Ugh! I can totally taste your farticles! |
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| 41. | Guac-block | ||
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When you eat too much Mexican food and you are trying to hook up with a girl but your ass has other plans. Tim went on a date with Megan to Taco Bell, two hours later they went to hook up but he got guac-blocked.
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| 42. | Mexican Flamethrower | ||
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Have you ever eaten Taco Bell and lit your farts on fire? There was a shortage of flamethrowers in WWII. Fortunately, Mexican food was abundant, so Allied soldiers would eat the delicious shit and hold matches under their asses to fry the hell out of those fucking Nazis. This was the invention of the Mexican Flamethrower.
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