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A poor excuse for Mexican food.
Common "Mexican" food eaten by gringos that need to hit up an actual taco place and pay for some authentic food instead of that crap you call "Taco" Bell. Diarrhea doesn't follow, also. I ate some Taco Bell, and woke up a weapon of ass destruction so powerful the bathroom was quarantined for months before it was safe to go in again.
Afterwards, I went to a local taco place and ate some tacos that were actually pretty good. Thankfully, my crap came out solid. |
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a slow, delicious death. instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
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In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars. Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
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The single best place to steal sporks from. Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
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fast food place that gives you the shits grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
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most effective laxative known to man. "Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"
*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!" |
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The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours. Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
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A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all. It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
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