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A place where they lie to you saying that it's mexican food, well it doesn't, these are crunchy tortillas with chilly, the normal taco are with other kind of meats (and even other tortillas... at last everyone is crazy) and are NOT crunchy tortillas the crunchy tortillas are called tostadas (like toasts, but these are made of tortillas, not bread)

oh! btw, the quesadillas doesn't have chease!!!
-Hey man, i want some tacos
-do you want some real tacos, or false tacos
-hum... false would be okay!
-Lets go to taco bell!
by Sheishop August 11, 2007
5 12
 
1.
a slow, delicious death.
instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
by Dave August 05, 2003
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2.
In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars.
Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
by therealrichieedwards November 09, 2004
2028 387
 
3.
The single best place to steal sporks from.
Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
by Freak Obscene April 30, 2004
1603 392
 
4.
fast food place that gives you the shits
grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
by nick March 02, 2004
1458 402
 
5.
most effective laxative known to man.
"Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"

*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!"
by ex lax July 29, 2005
1312 299
 
6.
The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours.
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
by AYB February 18, 2003
988 308
 
7.
A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all.
It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
by Frogbutt November 30, 2004
759 194