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Taco Bell is a fine purveyor of authentic, Mexican food. By understanding the menu you can speak to any person in Mexico. For example, "Yo queiro gorditas" will not only land you great eats but also the company of short, chubby girls that smell of fried ice cream. "Man, I cannot believe the Mexican food in Mexico is so bad, I wish there was a Taco Bell to keep it real."
"I would like a Meximelt, STUFT gordita and a change of underwear, please." |
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a slow, delicious death. instead of cigarette smoking, i took up taco bell. don't spare the awesome sauce.
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In 2032, the only restaurant chain to survive the franchise wars. Oh shit, im really gonna need those three sea shells.
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The single best place to steal sporks from. Lets go get some sporks from Taco Bell. Maybe we can even pick up a strange disease from the food while were there!
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fast food place that gives you the shits grande combo= try not to shit yourself special. After you eat it your shit wants to think outside of your buns and run for your border.
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most effective laxative known to man. "Shit, I am constipated, lets go to taco bell!"
*1 Hour Later* "Oh man, I am going to extrude masssive quantities of shit out of my ass thanks to taco bell!" |
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The place to go if you want to shoot liquid poop out of your ass within two hours. Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
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A place to eat when you want to cure your constipation. You'll be squirting fire in no time at all. It's been four days since I've had a crap. I think I'll go eat at Taco Bell.
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