| 1. | Taco-beer shits | ||
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A night of drinking + Taco Bell + the next afternoon = Taco-beer shits dude I had the worst taco-beer shits today
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| 2. | 10 Wiper | ||
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The number of wipes to rid ones ass after a nasty shit. Usually follows the day after consuming large amounts of beer (also know as beer shits). 1. I ate some Taco Bell last night and it gave me a 10 wiper.
2. What took you so long in the bathroom? I just had a 10 wiper |
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| 3. | bloody bung | ||
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Usually related to hemorrhoids. Can also be used while describing "taco shits". When you rectum is inflamed and burning causing blood to appear in your stool. Most common cure being the use of Preparation-H pads or baby wipes. Fred drank a case of beer and ate white castle last night. He's been in the bathroom for 25 minutes with the worst case of bloody bung I've ever heard.
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| 4. | nuclear ass detonation | ||
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a gigantic ass explosion (which see). Not just explosive but NUCLEAR. Chars the ass releasing it, resulting in painful dumps for days following. Usually the result of alcohol and some type of spicy food. The fumes blind anyone within the confines of the restroom. "Dude, i had beer and taco bell last night....shit...this morning i had a nuclear ass detonation"
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| 5. | Bust a Goat | ||
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Taking a shit that is so epic that you need to tell others about it in great detail. Usually the shit smells like a barn animal. "Dude, I ate at Taco Bell last night and I hat to bust a goat this morning. I was in the bathroom for 20 minutes and had to actually cut the session short because it smelled hog just after feeding time!"
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| 6. | post traumatic poop syndrome | ||
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1. The feeling one gets after a particularly painful poop that leaves one fearful of the poops to come. 2. The state of terror that one enters upon completing a fierce poop, knowing a second shall follow shortly after. 3. Flashbacks of a terrifying beer, taco,hot wing or dairy poop that influance what one consumes. My assholes on fire, that shit gave me post traumatic poop syndrome I never want to crap again.
Every time I think about going to Hooters my post traumatic poop syndrome kicks in and I change my mind |
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| 7. | turfgravy | ||
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a turd that resembles a clod of dirt and grass pulled from the ground and tossed into the toilet afterward being covered in brown gravy, chocolate syrup and coffee grounds Friend A- Man, I got so drunk last night!
Friend B- Yeah dude, and the Taco Bell isn't helping. I've already had one bad shit, I think turfgravy is coming next. |
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