twifusion 

Any confusion that occurs when trying to read someone's tweet on twitter. It could be from not understanding their shorthand or not knowing who said what in complicated retweets and replies. Twifusion can also happen when not understanding slang in a tweet or from typos. Etc..

I have twifusion trying to figure out who's talking to who in this tweet: @RChris Im down RT @CJohn @BJane @DJack who's goin to the bar? RT @GDave come on dude! @BJane dont be lame << cool

I also have twifusion trying to figure out what's being said here: @RChris who tryna GW TN. its BSL since i raged! LMK if u dwn. JGRBMBS AN!
Translation: @RChris Who wants to get drunk tonight? It's been so long since I partied! Let me know if you'd like to join me. I plan on drinking Jagermeister all night.

*All tweets and twitter accounts have been made up. There may be people with these twitter accounts but these are not their tweets.

twifusion by chrisfrommaryland October 18, 2010

torfusion

The indecision that one experiences when presented with the decision of whether to masturbate or to indulge in food.

Jonesy suddenly found himself in a state of torfusion when the timer for his microwaved taquitos rang unexpectedly at the exact moment that his favorite scene of Lord of the G-Strings entered the TV screen.

torfusion by Sheppy January 14, 2008

tactision 

Tactision is another word for bait.

hurry up and be the Tactision while i snipe those guys

tactision by joe December 4, 2004

tpfusion 

owner of the AZN-Station, the parody king

"CPU-Unit"

"Raise Your Voice Hilary Duff"

tpfusion by Who The Douce Are You? April 12, 2005

Tactfusion

Using a good amount of tactics to confuse and beat your opponent.

After seeing that the attacker had 2 large squishy eyes on his face, I used my tactfusion and poked him in his eyes.

Tactfusion by Cee McGee February 3, 2013

tactision 

Tactision is another word for bait

you can be the bait while i snipe

tactision by joe December 4, 2004

txtfusion

a. When one receives a very confusing text message

b. When one's phone ghost-texts, leading to text-confusion.

Yo dawg, i ain't understandin any of what ur sayin! i gots some major txtfusion!

txtfusion by gadgetgal January 8, 2011