Tablist

A person who rapes tables.

“I spotted a tablist at the furniture store the other day.”

Tablist by gravityoccurs October 30, 2020

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous 

The ultimate expression of Joy and happiness. Fan'Fucking'Tabulous expresses all that is great and wonderful. A blend of Three of the best adjectives. Not to be confused with fantabulous which is the ultimate expression of sarcasm.

I had sex with the girl last night and it was Fan'fuckin'Tabulous.

I just got the most Fan'Fucking'Tabulous news ever.

Fan'Fucking'Tabulous by DannyMc93 September 23, 2009

Tatuli 

Tatuli is know as the best female name. Tatuli has cutest curly hair, angelic voice, and beautiful brown eyes. She is so damn loyal,more than anyone else.

Look at cutie Tatuli,we should be friends with her,she is super loyal.

I wish i could sing like Tatuli,her voice is angelic.

Tatuli by WhyDidn'tYouReply May 18, 2020

tablit 

The non-adhesive corner of the sticker found on most apples, bananas, and other produce used for ease of sticker removal

Marcelo: I'm having the darndest time removing the sticker from my apple. I'm just going to eat it--sticker and all!

Dan: Don't do it man; those stickers are toxic! Pull off the sticker using its tablit.

tablit by Dan Theman March 27, 2009

fan-tabulous

Used to describe something very grand

That movie was not only the best, but fan-tabulous

fan-tabulous by Neal "The Alpha Male" Davis May 13, 2005

tabulous 

terrifically fabulous; amazingly fly beyond all belief

Ali is absolutely tabulous!

tabulous by awesomeblossom December 31, 2008

fan-fucking-tabulous 

An expression used in exasperation; hence "fucking" interjected betwen "fan" and "tabulous". Fan-fucking-tabulous implicates mild irritation with whatever the explative was directed at.

"Oh, fan-fucking-tabulous. The car won't start." Or even, "Well this is just fan-fucking-tabulous. -Now- she tells me she's pregnant."

fan-fucking-tabulous by Fynn May 23, 2006