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tablequakesex (-1.018)
The vibration you feel when someone else's PDA or cellphone vibrates on the table at which you are sitting, especially when that device is unseen and unheard.
While the hottie at the bar went to the bathroom, the cellphone in her purse sent out several tablequakes of such magnitude that I thought she had a personal massager tucked in there. So I had to take a look.
by mattand666 April 14, 2011
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