by Dirk diddler May 19, 2015
To be completely and utterly hammered. We're not just talking about being a little tipsy, were talking about a mild inability to stand up. This is way past the stage where your puking on the unfortunate person you're hitting on. This is like the stage right before you pass out completely and get your stomach pumped and romantic affairs with inanimate objects no longer seem that out of the question.
Ohhhhhhh maaan... i have no idea where i am, will you help meee? (grabs fork and starts talking to it) Noooo... I'm not drunk.(giggles) I've only had a couple of beeeeers. Dooo you luv meee??? I luuuv you... (passes out, wakes up in either the hospital, the county jail or someones front lawn with a very painful hangover)
Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.
Man I shouldn't have gotten so tabled last night... that was a badddd idea.
by Zkello March 1, 2009
"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017
"Where was holly at that party i didnt see her at all"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
"She was absolutely tabled so she went to bed"
by Laitch123405 February 1, 2017
The largest and most mysterious high-school social organization in Houston. Antics include anti-cotillion and -homecoming parties, polygamy, cooking competitions, tiara rape, and star wars spoof videos. Descended from 'the blob' and root group of the 'Neo-Table.'
Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.
Complete strangers brought together through fate, corruption, and sparkles.
"The table = girls who enjoy shoving crap in my hair and correcting my grammar." - Winston Knapp
Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'
Marcus (I) am the husband of ALL table members. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. If you're part of the table, you're part of my harem. - Marcus Barnett, 'Basic Fundamental Principles of the Table'
by KN69 September 10, 2009
To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day
I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.
by Houlahan February 22, 2006
by m3tallic4 October 16, 2012