russian table spoon 

Mixing and a table spoon of a bear fuckers pussy with a shot of vodka.

If you want to be a real gopnik, drink a Russian table spoon.

russian table spoon by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

Alaskan table spoon 

it is a chum fuck with your shipmate in the middle of Aleutians islands, and throwing your partner overboard.

I threw up my scrambled eggs. The next morning after I "Alaskan table spoon" my best mate.

Alaskan table spoon by gunner1467 November 3, 2011

spoon table 

A spoon table is a table that yo spoon on or fuck a goat on

get that fuckin goat of my damn spoon table

spoon table by Dougmaster fresh July 10, 2006

Tablespoon Titties 

Titties that are too small for a cup size.

She's cute, but she's got those tablespoon titties.

Tablespoon Titties by The Hillbilly TKA September 26, 2020

tablespook 

Someone who has the vibe of the horrific ghost of a tablespoon. Usually seen wearing red hoodies and making bad drawings.

Man, that guys a total tablespook, his OCs are the most badly designed things I’ve ever seen

tablespook by tablespook November 23, 2021

tablespoon 

Being the 'big spoon' (on the outside) while spooning.

Would you like to be the tablespoon or the teaspoon?

tablespoon by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011

Tablespoon Coon 

An honorific bestowed by an African-American upon a non African-American in recognition of said persons above-average level of blackness. Quite a bit of black in you.

White person says "What up Crabman?!" The Crabman gives dap and replies "Tablespoon Coon!"

Tablespoon Coon by mattsmyhero September 26, 2012