An Updated Version Of Blue Balls
Commonly Associated With Lap Dances
Shortened Version Of Testicular Pain.
Kid One: Yo You Been Dating That Hottie For Awhile Now You Gettin Any Yet?
Kid Two: Nope None Straight T-pain.
Kid One: That's The Worst
The pain associated with listening to T-Pain's music.
If condition worsens, seek Dr. Dre.
There was so much T-Pain at the club last night, we heard Buy U a Drank, I'm 'n Luv Wit a Stripper, and Bartender.
1. A "musical" artist that does not know how to sing but instead relies on a machine to do it for him. And he insists on buying drinks for girls, most likely to spike them with a roofie because he sucks and would never get with a girl because everyone should hate him. Bottom line, he is the worst thing that has ever happened to the music entertainment industry
kid 1. Dude did you buy t-pain's new single on itunes? Its the bomb!
kid 2. No, I would rather slit my wrists than pay for his music
1) A completely talentless person who is stupid enough to call himself an "R&B singer" because he sings through a vocorecorder
(therefore a douchebag), also wears a stupid hat and glasses. Works with Aakon
(no suprise there) and has no talent whatsoever and was made "famous" by tons and tons of tarded wangsters
(mostly white) and teenage girls from Suburbia.
2) A talentless tool
who completely destroyed R&B (which was basically started by decent artists like Ray Charles).
1) I was listening to T Pain the other day and I had to call the Suicide Hotline.
douche:"Yo, yo, yo, check it! I got the new T Pain
Album on my IPhone!"
dude:"Great! What a total waste of resources and money!"
douche:"Huh? Big words yo! And I'm gonna go buy Solja Boy
dude:"Oh great! Aakon and the Chipmonks
That awful pain one gets when they receive a tomahawk axe in the back
Guy 1: Dude, is that a tomahawk axe stuck in your back?
Guy 2: Yeah man, i've been getting serious t-pain for days...
A Roger Troutman wannabe
Autotune User: You know T-pain?
Talk Boxer: Oh, the guy who so wants to be like Roger Troutman, but can't even sing or use the talk box that he has to use some shitty autotune effect?
1)Testicle pain/the feeling you get when an elf knees you in the nuts with 2.538 tons of force
1)I got hit it the nuts so I have major t-pain.