| 1. | minor leaguer | ||
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1. A person who lives in the 2nd floor back hall.
2. One who has inferior N64 skills. "He can't beat me, but he'd beat any minor leaguer."
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| 2. | punk ass bitch | ||
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A punk ass bitch is a very common type of guy who has certian attributes that exclude him from being a faggot or douchebag. 1. A punk ass bitch is cool. Very cool. He might think he's cool because he's good at sports and he probably has a pretty hot girlfriend that gives him dome on the reg. 2. A punk ass bitch hates nerds. There is just something about them that he hates, be it there faces, good grades, or the way they carry themselves. 3. A punk ass bitch is acquaintences with anyone who's not a nerd, but only hangs out with a certain kind of guy outside of school. These guys are known as gay ass bitches. Gay ass bitches are the same as punk ass bitches except they don't get dome on the reg or have a girlfriend. They also aren't good at sports except for JV football and they are NOT cool. Bro: Yo brah, why you look so pissed?
Brah: I was just hanging out with Jamie and all his friends... They are so gay. Bro: Dude, all of Jamie's friends are gay but he is sophomore and he is starting on varsity football. He is the fucking man. He even goes out with a senior!!! Brah: Whatever man, he's a still a punk ass bitch. Bro: YEAH BUT HE'S THE FUCKING MAN! Brah: Shut up. He's a fucking punk ass bitch. Jamie: Hey guys, what's up? Brah: Oh hey Jamie. Great game last night. Jamie: Thanks man. I'll be right back I gotta make fun of this loser I can see his faggot face from here and its pissing me off. Later. |
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| 3. | scrub | ||
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A scrub is a person or a collective of persons that are weak or sorry in some way in one of life's circumstances. Not to be taken seriously...maybe even laughable. Could even appear as a sad circumstance in some cases. Like a 35 year old working the grill at Rally's Burgers. 1:Damn! The 49ers lost again? They got a scrub team this year! 2:Why I always gotta loan you money? You need a job...scrub! 3:She told me he was a scrub between the sheets. He said the same about her. 4:Everybody beats him in Madden; he's a scrub. 5:I couldn't get a girl to talk to me if I had a gloc aimed at her dome. I'm a scrub! 6:She's 41, got 3 kids and still living at home with her moms. She's a scrub! 7:What the hell am I still doing working this scrub job for?
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| 4. | dirty ass pirate hooker | ||
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so listen, its basically a grime who likes to grime out all her friends and likes index fingers in her butt while she grimes her loser blink 182 wanna be hebrew boyfriend. pirate hookers typically have big ass mouths that are used primarily for the perfection of the art of fellatio, this is a high priority of the "daph". They also have massive booties, like pirates, but are also endowed with massive titties, not like pirates. In essence, they are grimes, with the addition of the hitherto information, as well as reminding you strangely of your mother, minus the love of fellatio. That girl leslie, she is just a dirty ass pirate hooker, my finger was stuck in her butt for three hours and she wouldn't stop giving me dome, i'm so waterlogged i needed to blowdry my prick.
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