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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall 

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!

Don't put the cherry in the wall 

Don't put the cherry in the wall. Just say it.

You don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside! 

What you eye-twinklingly tell one or more workmen who are hammering/prying away siding and/or timbers on a home or business in preparation to making repairs/renovations.
Anytime I come upon contractors doing outside carpentry work at a home or place of business along da main street downtown, I love jokingly saying to them, "You know, guys --- there IS da FRONT DOOR, if you wanna get in so badly! You could just open da door and walk through; you don't hafta BREAK DA WALL DOWN to get inside!" I usually get an equally-smart-alecky reply from them, as well, such as, "Oh, we know that, but we wanna be more subtle about our entry!", or "Yeah, we could, but this way is more fun!"

Don't drop the Wallet 

Don't drop the wallet
The Synonym of Don't Drop the soap only this is to be used in competitive play video games when participating in "Money Matches."
"I'm gonna win that tournament and win 1000 dollars!!!"

-Don't drop the wallet

don't be a wally 

Don't make yourself seem, or act like you are less intelligent than you actually are.
The actions of someone appearing to be like a Wally, may be either unintentional or on purpose.
Being likened to a Wally, can happen either affectionately, in a sarcastic and demeaning way, or as encouragement not to be stupid.
"Hey mate, don't be a Wally."
"Ha-ha.... Don't be a Wally."
"That's amazing, but don't be a Wally."
The fortnite goat found in titled towers
Have you played fortnite with the legend Wally T yet

I have played with Wally T he carried me
Wally T by BIGLUIE November 22, 2022