Fuck you I won't do what you tell me 

The greatest song lyric of all time. From Rage Against The Machines "Killing In The Name Of."
Best used when shouted 16 times in a row at the nearest authority figure.

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me
Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!

MOTHERFUCKER!

Fuck you I won't do what you tell me by Jimmy Pop 24 November 7, 2007

If it's not worth it, don't do it. 

A common phrase used by the popular YouTuber and psychiatrist Zak Ahmed AKA Skeppy. It's also great life advice, professional psychiatrists say.

-I will do something.

-Well if it's not worth it, don't do it.

If it's not worth it, don't do it. by SkeppyFan14 May 24, 2020

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. 

A "hip" expression of the 1960's-70's that advises you not to do something risky unless you are willing and able to accept the full weight of the consequences.

Ironically popularized by the theme song to the TV show "Baretta" starring Robert Blake.

Fred: "I'm losing my license for drunk driving..."

Charlie: "Quit complaining! You know what they tell you: 'don't do the crime if you can't do the time!'"

Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. by PJ Poppyjoe July 17, 2005

Can't do it!

An exclamation made when you simply can't do anything anymore. Basically giving up.

Geo: *Tries to jump rope but fails* I can't do it!
Liza: Come on try again!
Geo: I simply can't do it!

Can't do it! by GearSecondMaster June 18, 2011

Don't do me like that 

To complain to someone that is doing something of a negative nature toward you.

You can also replace 'me' with other things. Such as him, her, it, them etc.

Ex: Bobby; "Man, Mr. Smith, how did I miss this problem, but Lonnie got the same answer right?"

Lonnie; "Don't do me like that"

Don't do me like that by BetaOmega June 18, 2011

I don't do that shit 

Used to avoid responsibility for some onerous task.

Andy: Karl, the SVN server is bust.
Karl: I don't do that shit.

I don't do that shit by CurlyWire October 9, 2006

I can't do two things at once 

A fact known to all men and universally discredited by women.

"The dog needs to go out, right away" she said, as he was balancing on the top of rung the ladder, not only changing the bulb but cradling the fragile glass globe. "And please take the towels out of the dryer, before they start to smell moldy."

"I can't do two things at once" he replied, but she could not hear him, polishing her nails, talking to her mother on the phone and finalizing the Etsy order for Kleenex box holders, reminding him... "I need you to tell me which of these patterns you prefer".

I can't do two things at once by Monkey's Dad August 30, 2023