Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. 

An old southern saying. A term of acknowledgement or boredom.

Will you go to the store and get some milk? Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting.

Might as well, can't dance, to wet to plow, fish ain't biting. by Psycat2 September 25, 2014

I can't dance 

1. Song by Genesis
2. Dance only performed by the truest.
3. Dance includes:
a. Overexaggerating the "IIIIII!!!"
in the "I can't dance" lyric.
b. Slowly walking in a straight
line of about 4 people moving
each arm and leg forward at the
same time (e.g. right hand
forward, right leg forward)

To master the dance, watch Genesis' "I Can't Dance" video repeatedly.

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII can't dance, IIIIIII can't walk"

I can't dance by G January 18, 2005

Don't Dance for the Pussy 

A phrase you can use when your lady wants you to jump through hoops for the pussy.

If you trim the shrubs I will let you do me tonight... Sorry but,"I Don't Dance for the Pussy".
If you paint the house I'll ride you tonight... You'll never get it, "I Don't Dance for the Pussy".

Don't Dance for the Pussy by Aircraft Mechanics against Pussification. March 10, 2008

Cats Don't Dance 

Cats Don't Dance is a freaking awesome movie about the people of Hollywood's treatment of animals. Danny, a life-loving talented cat travels to Hollywood to become a star, but is put in the background as animals can not have substantial parts, and can only make noises, and most importantly; cats don't dance.

The movie is largely overlooked by the mainstream, and killed Warner Bros. Films with the lack of box office sucks, but remains an underground classic for people who can swallow their pride and enjoy a movie with suave style, a great point and awesome music.

<guy> That's quite a nice DVD collection you have...but where's Cats Don't Dance??
<other guy with DVD collection> What's that?
<guy> *points at article*
<other guy> Holy ultima, that sounds awesome. I'll buy it on eBay this minute!

Cats Don't Dance by Benjamin St. Skambankt May 27, 2007

We don’t dance

we don’t dance - when a sexy girl is playing hard to get but you know you will get her so you don’t play along to her.

that girl sends one word texts she doesn’t know we don’t dance

We don’t dance by quincy tellem October 31, 2020

You can’t dance to Beethoven 

Basically when something doesn’t work out.

It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something

Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.

Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.

Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.

You can’t dance to Beethoven by Jaebay December 19, 2018

i can't dance 

Walking slowly stetching hands forward according to your steps (right foot - right hand, left foot - left hand)
Well, you know what I mean, don't ya?

Heeeeeeey! Let's do the i can't dance! It's sheer fun!

i can't dance by CatherineInRock February 27, 2004