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an undefined one-eyed sexual octagonal tiger living above a mountain, kicking jack and Jill down the hill, while harvesting dairy on a crab farm with his kind neighbors, the destroyer and the manipulator, and spends his weekends ice fishing down the valley behind the destroyers shack. he spends his days pondering how to asexually reproduce, spitting out sexual raps, and armlessly playing magic quest at funplex using his nubs to guild his slick wand. SLAUGHTER..
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by nick Dobry March 19, 2014

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