Hands In The Sexy Pants, pronounced hitspuhh
i.e. your or your lover's (or both's) hand(s) in one another's "sexy pants", meaning here underwear, or pants, if the person(s) in question are going commando.
To perform h.i.t.s.p., skin must be touched.

A really ugly person

is an abbreviation for Socially Camouflaged Targeting System. This is a system invented for self-defence in which you move your hands or posture in a socially acceptable way but increasing your advantage for a pre-emptive strike I.e: you raise your hands without adopting an offence stance and then twatting him when you think you've convinced him you're a soft target, and because you had your hands up in a ''oh god i'm scared'' sort of way gives a more false inpression of dominance whilst shortening the time it takes to strike.

Originating at The University of Texas at Austin, T(S)EX is the act of having sex in a dormitory bed.

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Some flaccid acousticrap band that's huge on college and mainstream radio. A bunch of unoriginal bleating about how much some dude either loves/misses some stupid sorority chick who's probably blowing some guy named Trey at a kegger. Listening to them conjures up a perfect image of a guy in tight pants strumming his acoustic guitar in the common area of the dorm trying to score some freshman snatch. Makes Jack Johnson look like Dave Mustaine.

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