"The internet", cleverly merged with each other, to form a Northern slur....
Pupil: Can I go on t'internet?
Mr Humphrey the Computer Legend: No! Goodbye!
Parody of Northern English accent. Shortening of The Internet to "T'Internet, to Tinternet. Made popular by Peter Kay.
"You can look it up on tinternet."
'The Internet', in a stereotypical Northern English accent in which the word 'the' is shortened to 't'. Used normally in a tongue-in-cheek or self-parodying fashion. The word 'tinterweb' also exists, but is rarely used.
Research? Log onto tinternet and let's see what we can find.
t'internet, short for 'the internet'.
"t'" can be used in conjuction with other words with the exception of "th'police"
It's amazing what you can find on t'internet
a common term used in reference to the world wide web, in places that are yet to experience cyber-evolution.
tourist: excuse me, where is the nearest wifi or internet cafe?
local: oh no dear theres no tinternet round here