|1.||The Double M|
Sexual intercourse between a married couple and male stranger.more...
Typically involves the married couple propositioning the male stranger to do The Double M. Motivations for propositioning the stranger vary from sexual dissatisfaction to mere curiosity. Some married couples habitually engage in The Double M and are considered a sub-category of swingers.
For the sexual intercourse to be classified as The Double M there must be full penetration. If the three participants are fondling each other without penetration it is not considered The Double M.
The purist's definition of The Double M stipulates that the male stranger must be a first-timer (i.e. it must be his first time having intercourse with a married couple). Purists also insist that The Double M only involves heterosexual positions (i.e. the two men do not fondle or penetrate each other in The Double M).
Similar to the act of brown bagging. Two bags are needed. One puts a bag over the girls head and then puts one over his own head in case the girl's bag falls off and he would have been unpleasantly forced to see her busted face.
-Yo broski, i'm drunk as fuck, horney as wilt chamberlain, and this girl is sweatin my nuts like a fat guy in a sauna; but she looks like christopher walken.
-No worries bro! Every thought about double bagging? It's the best thing since the fleshlight!
-Good idea, thanks shameless frat guy!
-Aww shit...i have been shotgunning maddog 20/20 and Vladies Vodka for six hours, i havnt gotten laid in a fortnight, this bitch will take it in the ass like ava devine, but her face resembles Steve Buscemi...good thing i don't have a soul and i'm down for double bagging anytime night or day, summer or winter, guy or girl!
- those who don't rep the durst
by Jack "Prince of the Durst" aka "Bishop Don Juan Dursty" Jan 13, 2008 add a video
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When you are drunk to the point that people are going to have to explain to you what is going on right now when you see them next.
How can you drink so much vodka and not pass out?
I don't know, but I'm freaking anihilasted!
|5.||double standard defense|
A comeback used as a defense by insecure morons when confronted with criticism. Usually something to the like of "Let's see you do better!" or "I'd like to see YOU try!" Everyone's heard it before.
Customer: This food is terrible!
Cook: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense used here
Customer: Fuck off, I can criticize even if I can't do the same!
Animator: This animation is really bad. Why would you make it in MS Paint and Movie Maker?
Fanimator: Hey, let's see you do better! double standard defense
Animator: Ok. (uploads video)
Fanimator: uhh...crap I'm a moron.
Audiophile: Wow, modern rap is the worst thing ever.
Rap listener: Hey, let's see you rap better! double standard defense
Rap listener: Oh. Ok.
|6.||bernsteining the clutch|
Synonym for double-clutching.
Named after the famous American composer Leonard Bernstein because of his affinity for manual Italian sports convertibles which needed to be double clutched.
Named by Click and Clack from Car Talk on NPR.
Dude, why are you pushing the clutch in twice?
Haven't you heard? I'm bernsteining the clutch just like Leonard Bernsetin!
Is the direct result of extreme munchies. You eat and you feel full - you KNOW that you're full, but you keep eating. Double full is the realization that you've gone too far - you are extremely full.
1. (After smoking, eating dinner, smoking again, and eating the leftovers)
"Fuck...I can't eat anymore. I'm going to get double full."
2. "Fuck..I can't move. I'm double full."
3. Friend 1: I didn't know which snacks to bring, so I just brought all of them.
Friend 2: Fuck..we're going to get double full.