1. A peice of cutlery or other such dining implement used to scoop food and sauces up. it can also be used for dessert.
2. To spoon someone is to cuddle up to them from behind (fully clothed) and hold them lovingly. contrary to popular belief, you cannot be a little spoon and still say you are spooning someone. only the big spoon can spoon.
3. As in "do you need a spoon?!" used to ask satirically if someone would like to use a spoon to get all the shit out of anothers arse more effectively. used when someone is being a kissarse
T:Dinner bitch, pass the spoon!
BAG:i'm using the spoon!
T:don't make me mushroom slap you
Ben was feeling pretty down, so i just lay there and sort of spooned him for a while.
C: lets go to legoland
T: i agree, legoland sounds fun.
H: DO YOU NEED A SPOON?
|2.||spoon of destiny|
the greatest and best spoon in existence, was created by an unknown entity at the creation of the universe and destroyed satan in 1679, the location of the spoon is know unknown but is thought to have been blown by the blast of a bomb on mars, while showing aliens awesome ninja pwnage and blown towards tasmania, australia on earth
spoon of destiny:.............................................
guy:OMG its the spoon of destiny!
spoon of destiny:...............................................
guy: guess it can't talk
When food has the appearance of being dipped into or snitched by means of a spoon.
Mom knew John had eaten some of her special chocolate ice cream because the surface was marred with tell-tale spoon craters.
Spoon - can have variouse meanings.
However (certainly) in northern parts of the UK "you spoon" is another word for you idiot or you utter twat.
"You're a right spoon boy ain't ya?" - Meaning you are a bit of an idiot really aren't you. Generally used after having fucked up a really simple task, question or not having understood something very obviouse.
The spoon that comes in an MRE. Used for assisting a healthy dump in the field.
Wow, I just took a shit and I wouldn't have made it were it not for the 'tactical spoon' I brought with me.
To spill or drop - often used in relation to the spilling of marijuana.
Dangerous Dave: The weeds on the table man, don't spoon it.
Scary Sam proceeds to knock the weed all over the floor...
Dangerous Dave: Naaaaaaaaaah man you spooned it....shit....man...fucks sake...
Officially coined by TwistedBabydoll: Inspired by the BET (Black Entertainment Television) because of the notorious portrayal of negative Black stereotypes, excessive materialism and hypocrisy. It is also inspired by the fact that these type of people are spoon fed Black culture by watching BET, 24/7. These type of females are second-generation African Americans or children of second-generation African-Americans.more...
B.E.T. Princesses are female versions of a B.E.T. Prince. They can be best compared to the hip-hop video vixen or Black American Princess.
A good physical description of a B.E.T. Princess; wearing gold in obscures amounts (whether it's jewelry, fabric appliqués, accessories, or accents, or the color itself), long weave that is replaced every two weeks due to the fact that they have to look their best, excessive amounts of M.A.C. lip gloss or any other make-up that does not match their skin color, will usually shop at Korean-owned clothing boutiques that sell overly priced, tacky, colorful clubwear; name brands of choice: Baby Phat, Rocawear (for women), Akademiks, Gucci, Louis Vuitton; stilleto heels, tight jeans cut so long they show plumber's crackor cropped tops by Lady Enyce that shows off ...