| 1. | t-speed | ||
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A speed that is achievable through natural talent or a large amount of practice. It is not considered fast nor slow and cannot be measured by normal means. That guy always moves at t-speed.
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| 2. | speed racer | ||
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a show that nobody can hate. you either:
a. like it because of its plots full of action, killing, and espionage b. love it because of its stupid animation and HILARIOUS dubbing, and you may like the plots a bit. c. like it because if it hadn't been wildly successful nobody would have ever considered licesning more anime for the western world. bow to speed. d. love the wicked awesome theme song. if you don't like this show, you are mentally retarded. besides, nobody told you you have to watch this. you can just keep trying to go down on yourself as usual. go speed racer go! yeah. cool.
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| 3. | single speed | ||
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A bike with a single gear, similar to the days gone by when bikes didn't need a realm of cogs to propell itself forward. This is of course a free hub, not a fixie. Dom was a pervert, he converted his geared mtb to a single speed.
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| 4. | speed penis | ||
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A quick drawing of a cock and balls which you perform on your classmate's notes when they fall asleep / aren't paying attention in class.
Can also be used as a verb, as in the act of speed penising. "Check out how many speed penises we got on Phil's notebook while he was in the bathroom."
"Wow, you got speed penised bad, bro." |
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| 5. | Ghandi Speed | ||
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slow connection to your internet to the point that you lag you miss out on a whole conversation and sometimes lose your inner peace Damn your computer is movin at Ghandi Speed!
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| 6. | Speed Watching | ||
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The act of watching a movie or TV show by either skipping through it or using fast forward, only pausing to watch certain sections. This technique might be used for a number of reasons due to;
1. The show/movie being slow or boring so as to get to the more exciting parts. 2. Re-watching a show or movie in order to get to your favorite scenes or sections. 3. You don't have enough time to watch the whole show/movie at normal speed. 1. 'The plot and story line of that movie was so appalling that I just ended up speed watching it to get to the fighting scenes'.
2. 'I must of watch that porno you lent me a hundred times by now. I usually just end up speed watching it up to the bit with the hot as blonde twins'. 3. 'I didn't have enough time before class to watch the documentary that the lecture wanted us to, so I just speed watched it. I think that i got the general idea and the important bits out of it'. |
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| 7. | Baywatch Speed | ||
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The inappropriately slow speed an individual engeages in a primary task at hand due to one of three things: lazyness, incompetence, lack of focus and/or focus on something they shouldn't be focusing on. I'm sorry I'm late - the clerk checking my groceries was moving at baywatch speed because she was fat and was out of breath
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