| 1. | T-Power | ||
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powerful all around; usually loud and very outgoing; a ladies man; he could be your best friend or best lover.
God isn't T-power the greatest!
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| 2. | Power Shitter | ||
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Someone who takes a shit quickly, usually with no time to read a newspaper, magazine, or any useless item of text. Power shitting is a gift and cannot be learned. Power Shitters find themselves perplexed of how people have the time to read while taking a shit. Power shitters get their shit done! Dude, you like totally took a shit faster than I could piss. You're like a power shitter.
Holy shit, I haven't even looked at the front page yet. - Yeah, I know. I'm a power shitter. |
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| 3. | Power text | ||
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Verb. To repeatedly text another person in an effort to get their attention immediately. Often about something minor or unimportant to everyone but the person power texting. Similar to power calling. Rick @ 1:30 p.m. - "Hey man what's up"
Rick @ 1:32 p.m. - "Dude what's up" Rick @ 1:34 p.m. - "Bro what are you doin?" Rick @ 1:35 p.m. - "You busy?" Rick @ 1:35 p.m. - "Call me when you can" James @ 1:47 p.m - "Damn dude I was in a meeting what's going on?" Rick @ 1:50 p.m. - "I was tryin to see if you wanted to play frisbee" James @ 1: 52 p.m. - "Dude don't power text me any more" |
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| 4. | to the power of | ||
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When a person doesn't know how to say a * a (aka a²), or is typing on keyboard and cannot bother to find the ² symbol, then he or she just says/types the power of. the first case:umm...two and two...urh....two and a * and another two...uhm...TWO TO THE POWER OF TWO!
the second case:what is 4 to the power of 2? 4²? Oh sixteen... |
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| 5. | kurkov | ||
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A Russian last name meaning power and authority. People who carry such last name are more likely to be successful and good looking throughout life. A person carrying such last name shall be looked up to and respected. He's a Kurkov, don't mess with him!
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| 6. | power shower | ||
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The act of drinking an iced cold beer in a hot shower. This is usually done on friday nights for those who can't pregame before going out. Typically, you wash your face, pound a beer, wash your hair, pound a beer, wash your body, pound a beer, and so on. This is so when you are done getting ready for the night, you're already drunk. Dude...we're leaving in 20 minutes? Fuck it, I'll do a power shower.
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| 7. | max power | ||
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A Magazine for boy racers which takes perfectly good cars (or crap ones like corsa's or Nova's) and makes than worse than my grandma's tits (if they don't look crap in the first place - eg Nova) If your car appears in Max power, then people probably think 'what a dickhead!' when you drive past
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