| 1. | T-P-pubes | ||
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The dried left over particles caught in your ass hair after wiping from a sloppy shit. while washing my ass, i found a lot of T-P-Pubes caught in my hairy ass
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| 2. | Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea | ||
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A very funny, yet strange search recommendation found on www.Google.com. When one types 'why won't my p', Google anticipates you are going to ask 'why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'. Try it yourself. Person A: God damn, dude, why the Hell won't my p?
Google: You mean 'Why won't my parakeet eat my diarrhea'? The fuck if I know! Search it anyway, you clueless motherfucker! |
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| 3. | After Pubes | ||
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The pubic hair left in the bathroom after one shaves or trims for the first time in awhile. No matter how much you try and clean them up, they never leave. "Common John! your after pubes are all over the counter...and the shower!"
"Oh shit, my after pubes are everywhere, I shouldn't shave in my parents bathroom anymore." "Next time, I'm gonna trim my pubes outside. These after pubes in my bathroom are so annoying." |
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| 4. | The bearded witch | ||
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A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch.... Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...
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| 5. | Satan boner | ||
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When you get a boner and there's no way or time to hide it from others sight. It's so big and flaring that it can't and won't go away and everyone sees it. Just like the devil is controling your weeny.Most likley ending in a huge orgy with everyone within a 666 mile radius. clark: dude in p.e. last week i was eyeing sarahs booty it was tight, and gave a gnarly satan boner.Then, the teacher told me to stand up and demonstrate a pull-up.Dude everyone saw and laughed until the devil took over and we all had an orgy on the softball field.
tim: sounds cool she's hot. |
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| 6. | The MegaTron | ||
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The Connection Of Pubic Hairs Between A Male/Females Arsecrack and Genitals. Generally Seen Only Went Bent Over... Suggesting You Are A "Bad Guy" and "Don't Mess With Him, The Megatron Will Devourer You!" (If Only A Picture Could Explain The MegaTron :P)
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| 7. | Bubes | ||
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Noun. Pronounced like pubes but with a b instead of a p. Random hairs around the nipple. I can't go out tonight, I have to go home and pluck my bubes.
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