A bastardization of the concatenation of "told" and "owned"
Oh dang...you just got towned.
When some wide receiver, usually Terrell Owens (aka T.O.) scorches past the defense for a long gain and/or touchdown.
Terrell Owens: 70-yard TD catch
"Man, he just T Owned that defensive back."
Related to Owned. it's applied to people that uses cheats on counter strike: source servers.
Tower uses cheats. Tower has been banned from the server. he has been TOWNED.
Verb - getting owned by a tow truck.
"You better move your car before you get towned."
"That was uber townage."
A bastardization of "totally" and "owned".
You didn't just get owned, you got TOWNED!
A hybridization of "towed" and "owned." Used in reference to a situation where your car gets towed away and you get slapped with a huge fine at the most inopportune time.
"Man, Eugene got totally towned by Smitty's Towing Services this morning."