1-Disgruntled Male Cooks dip their sac in what ever food they have to remake because some moronic guest doesn't know what they want or what they are talking about.
2- cooks whom flavor their collegues/bosses drinks with their sac.
When a man's penis is worshipped by many men and women, and in an act of submission they sever their own genitalia and offer it in a ceremony where in which it is burned on an alter made of picture frames, Wheaties, Men's Health Magazines, and blue whales.
R.J. was tbaged today in Cambodia. It was a massive ceremony and the alter could be seen from Greece. The odor travelled across the pacific and made home in California. His penis is said to bring about peace and great fortune. They'll need it.