| 211. | La Mesa | ||
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A city in East San Diego County. Like most of East County it is warm and dry 99% of the time. Also like the rest of East county, there are more stoners than nonstoners in the teenage population. There are a few less bro's than El Cajon or Santaa but they're here, don't kid yourself. The only bad thing about La Mesa is the old people that honk at the approx. 800 million skateboarders and don't seem to understand the expression "Share the road." La Mesa is maybe 1/3 old people, 1/3 stoners/bros/punks, and 1/3 middle aged adults that DGAF life. La Mesa is fucking tight.
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| 212. | pork barrel | ||
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the funding of projects that a localized to a specific area but with the costs spread across all taxpayers Pork barrel spending is an 800 pound gorilla. Many politicians say they will stop it but don't.
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| 213. | Al-Kaebla Elf Flu | ||
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As Reported by CDC on May 1, 2009: The ongoing outbreak of novel influenza H0N0, a.k.a. Al-Kaebla Elf Flu, continues to expand in the United States. CDC expects that more cases, more hospitalizations and more deaths from this outbreak will occur over the coming days and weeks. CDC continues to take aggressive action to respond to the expanding outbreak. CDC’s response goals are to reduce spread and illness severity, and provide information to help health care providers, public health officials and the public address the challenges posed by this emergency. Despite no confirmed contaminated Al-Keebler Elves, the CDC continues to believe this highly infectious flu passing from person to person came from Keebler Elf waste involved in a concentration facility in La Gloria, Mexico. ----- more...
ERNIE KEEBLER: On behalf of all my fellow Al-Keebler Elves everywhere, I am completely disgusted by the CDC and WHO’s unconditional blame of the latest Rockefeller Military Medical Industrial Complex laboratory created flu on us - calling it the Al-Kaebla Elf Flu. None of us are sick. None of us are infected. This is just another case made by the Military Industrial Complex to rock our trees with bombs and sell cancer causing vaccines to the blisstard Americans. Fear the shots, not make believe elf flu. We are just happy tree dwellers - leave us be! ----- “I feel great. But I had a headache and a sore throat and a fever for a while. I had to lay down in bed.” - Edgar Hernández, five-year-old boy, answering Reporter Ruth Maclean questions on April 29, 2009 and seemingly unaware that the swine flu he contracted a few weeks ago — the first known case — has almost brought his country to a standstill and put the rest of the world on alert “The US should prepare for a new flu pandemic -- even if this one 'fizzles out.” - Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Janet Napolitano, Reuters, April 26, 2009 “If you continue to allow these contaminated (polio) vaccines to go out, I guarantee you that over the next 20 years you will have epidemics of cancer unlike the world has ever seen.” - Bernice Eddy’s testimony to the U.S. Congress, 1972. “They’re taking us out and we don’t even know it. Isn't that neat? T... |
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| 214. | Vietnampeg | ||
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The sub-standard Ampeg-brand music equipment being released since the company's 2007 relocation of it's factories to Asia. Check it out - some schmuck on Craigslist is asking $800 for a SVT-4Pro; that Vietnampeg ain't worth shit!
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| 215. | 8Ball & MJG | ||
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8Ball & MJG is an American hip hop duo from Memphis, Tennessee, consisting of rappers 8Ball and MJG. The two rappers met at Ridgeway Middle School in 1984.They first appeared on the rap scene with their 1993 album Comin' Out Hard. The album was successful commercially as well as critically and established the group as a prominent act in the then emerging Southern Rap scene. Their subsequent albums in the 1990s including 1994's On the Outside Looking In, and 1995's On Top of the World cemented their status as some of the South's best rappers and would later allow them to declare on their 2004 album that they were Living Legends (as the album was titled). After those albums both 8Ball & MJG released solo albums, first MJG's No More Glory in 1997 and then 8Ball's Lost in 1998. They reunited in 1999 to release their fourth album as a group, titled In Our Lifetime, Vol. 1
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For their later releases they signed with Bad Boy Records. Their first album for Bad Boy Records, Living Legends, was certified Gold by the RIAA. Their second album on Bad Boy Records was titled Ridin High and was released in March 2007.Commercially one of the high points of 8Ball & MJG's career was their being featured on Three 6 Mafia's hit song "Stay Fly" in 2005. That song peaked at #13 on the Billboard Hot 100, which is the biggest hit of Three 6 Mafia's career and the biggest hit for 8Ball & MJG. The song was a collaboration between two of the most successful rap groups from the state of Tennessee, wher... |
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| 216. | Coon Hunting | ||
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Coon hunting is an incredibly admired practice, particularly in Northeast Missouri and it’s referred to hunting raccoons, a nocturnal mammal in the genus Procyon of the Procyonidae family. Clever and mischievous animals, the raccoons are hunt for their precious fur as well as for their delicious meat. Using a dog suck as the best breed walkers to tree to coons then you shoot them and skin um. All the boys at myy small missouri school take there dogs and go coon hunting every night then we get to hear about it all day although they won't take the girls because they think we cant keep up so we usally end up going with our fathers.
Dennis just spent $800 bucks on his new bitch walker so hell have a good dog to take coon hunting Jacob spent $200 on his redbone and about another $200 to breed it to another registered,so hell have a good dog to take coon hunting Andrew won't go with any dogs besides walkers because he actually wants the skins. Whenever not hunting there building dog boxes to put in the back of their trucks to hold their walkers till they get to there hunting grounds,so hell have a good dog box to take the dogs coon hunting, |
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| 217. | Cheerleading | ||
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A sport that is a mixture of dance, trampoling and gymnastics. more...
Yes. I said "sport", even though I don't do it. And I'll tell you why. I'm a 800 metre runner for my school. 800 metres takes me three minutes. How long does a routine take? Oh, wait, let's see. Three minutes. Those who say that it "doesn't last long enough to be considered a sport" shouldn't consider athletics one, either. But you do, don't you? So... well. That arguement doesn't work. What about it's "not hard enough"? Well, weights is a sport, no? And cheerleading - proper, competitive cheerleading - includes weight-lifting, in the stunts, no? You say "well, it's four people lifting one"... umm.. have you ever seen it? The weight is carried by two - the others are just for safety. Also, my friend's coach and her do this stunt where it's just him holding up her. You can't say weights is a sport and cheerleading isn't. How about when you say "it's just a bunch of girls screaming"... god, have you ever seen rounders? Whenever they score a rounder, they're all like, "AHH!! WELL DONEE!! OMG!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!" and clap and everything. Umm.. to the dudes saying "all they do is flip a little" - well, gymnastics is just that, correct? I have heard even lamer arguements, such as "jumping around a little isn't a sport!". What about high jump, long jump, triple jump and trampoling? Or even - laugh my ass off - "only things that are against another team are sports." What about COMPETIVE cheerleading? This is t... |
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