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one of the best fucking bands in the world!!!!!!
if u dont like them, then ur just a preppy motherfucker who doesnt want to stray from the "in crowd" i mean, look at me, i used 2 be a prep and now im banging my head against the wall listening 3 SOAD, and im proud!!
System of a down isnt just some screaming band (look up the lyrics on ur comp, bitch!) that rocks about absolutely nothing, instead, theyre a very ritious band that goes on tours 4 charities and orphanages and whatnot while rocking about how bad porn, war, etc. is/amreicas mistakes.

What's so wrong about that?

Listen to:"Violent Pornography" and listen VERY care fully to the opening line of "B.Y.O.B." it says "WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?!?!?!?" of course, referring to war and how presidents dont fight them
To make my point clear, SOAD is a good band, and if u dont like them, then........................

FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!!!
or....
BURN IN HELL!!!!!
or....
GO FUCK A SHEEP!!!!!
guy standing on top of a skyscraper: SYSTEM OF A DOWN IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND IN THE WORLD!!!!!
50 Cent: BOOOOOOO, dogg, g, homie

And then 50 cent gets jumped on by little rabid squirrels and eaten alive
THE END
by bob June 15, 2006
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I'll admit i like some soad songs but i have to say, and this is in all seriousness (no hate toward the band), but their sound is just generally gay. And i can't think of a better word to describe it either. Gay. For example the guy(s) singing looks just... ridiculous. like a gay version of weird al. i could cite examples.. for example in BYOB the guy who screams sucks DICK at screaming and he looks like a fucking rodent. also it just sounds too bouncy and like... shit the singer says lalalalalalalala. just WATCH them... god... im sorry. no offense to the fans but something just strikes me as unbelievably UNheterosexual about them. (not to be a fag bigot either.. i just cant think of another word that describes them so perfectly). or that song bounce. GAY. (songs i like : chop suey. toxicity. forest. aerials. and the intro riff and first fill in the chorus riff of byob). anyway.. i just had to say it.. anyone agree?
Me: System of a Down is gay.
SOAD fan: fuck you
Me: no offense they just... are
SOAD fan pees on Me
by Brandon A August 31, 2005
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an amazing band there new alblums are not nearly as good as toxitiy and steal this alblum
yea, the new alblums pretty much suck, but its ok because i love the other cd's
hopefully the next one will be better. . .
tho there still amazing
guy: System of a down is amazing
guy 2: yea but there new ablum kinda sucks
by ummm i dunno March 30, 2006
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A band that should of been preempted by the Armenian genocide. Supposedly unique but sounds like whiny, angsty numetal

consists of
Serj Tankian - Dadaist joke of a lyricist who can also wow people by bitching about the government

The Drummer - hits everything he can without actually knowing what the fuck he's doing

the bassist - hits the same two notes, goes for four if he feels ambitious

daron malakian - hailed as talented, but in reality can't play for shit and instead relies on trying to look cool for functionally retarded quasi punk/hippy scenesters
The angst-ridden teenager is listening to System of a Down
by lolarmenia December 29, 2008
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Really. They would be decent if their music wasn't such crap metal. It sounds like they're banging a guitar against the wall and calling it music. Make your music bearable and THEN I'll consider liking you.
SOAD doesn't have bad lyrics, but the music behind them is so terrible it totally degrades the band.
by CRH915 January 10, 2005
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An awful, awful 'punk band' liked by posers and 'emo'people around the world. These people will call you dumb or illiterate if you say you do not like their music, but this is not the case. Most people dislike their music because it is truely awful.
Please don't confuse me with a chav, as I am not, I am not a part of any particular group, I mainly listen to guitar based music, but I don't go out of my way to promote this fact, nor do I go out of my way to look 'popular' or 'different'. Emo scenesters and 'goth' posers have ruined todays music scene. Bands such as Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against The Machine, The Strokes, Oasis, The Beatles and many more should be being championed. Anyone can pick up a guitar and play a few power chords over a naff bassline, but it takes sheer talent to do what these guys did. System Of A Down and many others (including but not limited to: Slipknot, Linkin Park, KoRn, Marilyn Manson, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Offspring, etc) make up what is truely the tail end of the music community.
Very little talent required. Simple knowledge of music and song writing is all it takes. Protesting against the war helps in the popularity stakes and strange appearences go without saying.
by Budapest Loves You August 13, 2005
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