TWO GUYS WALK UP INTO A PUB TO CHILL AND CHOP GIRLS.

guy #1: There is some fine ass booty up in this piece... waitin' fo a chick to hit.

guy #2: Dude, it is like you want to contract and scabby disease on your fire hose

guy #1: Who the f%&@ is you talkin' to???

guy #4: You!!! Wow you are such a syph-searcher