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1. Emerson Policeman
noun.
1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers.

Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish

Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki.
Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
Person 1 Says: "I was stopped by an asshole that smelled like a small oily fish. He was overweight and overpaid."

Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!"
2. chillen
(noun or verb-depending on linking verb supplied)-Random stragglers on who are doing nothing, but climb out of the woodwork randomly; To do general hangage and relaxation with little or no effort
(noun example)- The mall was empty until they announced they were giving free samples, and then all the chillens showed up.

(verb example)-
Do you have to work this weekend?
Nah, we should do chillens.
3. slack master
The king of slack, taking pleasure on overdosing on Vitamin D(milking), white mustache, where’s the cookies, got milk. Synonyms: Sanwald
Steve is a real slack master.
4. chill-ville cult
any size group (of two or more like-minded individuals) in which the primary activity (at almost a 'religious' level) is to "CHILL" (i.e.: lay on the couch, relax, drink alcohol, smoke marijuana and or cigarettes, read books, watch movies, etc.) instead of working, finding a job, exercising, cooking, cleaning, doing chores (dishes, laundry, mow the yard, pay the bills, etc.) ..... somewhat synonymous with "couch-potato-ing" but at a much more intense life-style level
CLOSE synonyms: lazy, couch-potato, 'slacker', bump-on-a-log (chill-ville cult is the "on steroids" version)
5. 'spoda
another name for a slug, a worker who doesn't work especially hard.
a 'spoda knows a hundred lazy man tricks for puttin' off what he's really 'spoda be doin'.
6. 'spoda
another name for a slug, a worker who doesn't work especially hard.
a 'spoda knows a hundred lazy man tricks for puttin' off what he's really 'spoda be doin'.
7. 'spoda
another name for a slug, a worker who doesn't work especially hard.
a 'spoda knows a hundred lazy man tricks for puttin' off what he's really 'spoda be doin'.
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