| 1. | Emerson Policeman | ||
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1. A member of the law enforcement community that is overweight, lacks fitness, and eats doughnuts. 2. A man who is preoccupied with himself and often vain about his appearance; a dandy or Mazzeo. 3. A lazy or shiftless person, especially one who seeks to live excessively by the support of Emerson taxpayers. 4. An incompetent, insignificant, or obnoxious person. 5. A person lacking in activity; not busy: a slacker, lacking in diligence or due care or concern. 6. To exploit, swindle, or cheat the taxpayer, using a false advertising campaign, to rip off consumers. Synonyms: Blue Asshole, Fuzz, Scumbag, Stupid Sandwich Makers, Flatfoot, Cop, Prick, Slacker, Loser, Bum, a small oily fish Middle English slak, from Old Norse slakki. Source: The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition Person 1 Says: "I was stopped by an asshole that smelled like a small oily fish. He was overweight and overpaid."
Person 2 replies: "It must have been an Emerson Policeman!" |
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| 2. | chillen | ||
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(noun or verb-depending on linking verb supplied)-Random stragglers on who are doing nothing, but climb out of the woodwork randomly; To do general hangage and relaxation with little or no effort (noun example)- The mall was empty until they announced they were giving free samples, and then all the chillens showed up.
(verb example)- Do you have to work this weekend? Nah, we should do chillens. |
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| 3. | slack master | ||
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The king of slack, taking pleasure on overdosing on Vitamin D(milking), white mustache, where’s the cookies, got milk. Synonyms: Sanwald Steve is a real slack master.
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| 4. | chill-ville cult | ||
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any size group (of two or more like-minded individuals) in which the primary activity (at almost a 'religious' level) is to "CHILL" (i.e.: lay on the couch, relax, drink alcohol, smoke marijuana and or cigarettes, read books, watch movies, etc.) instead of working, finding a job, exercising, cooking, cleaning, doing chores (dishes, laundry, mow the yard, pay the bills, etc.) ..... somewhat synonymous with "couch-potato-ing" but at a much more intense life-style level CLOSE synonyms: lazy, couch-potato, 'slacker', bump-on-a-log (chill-ville cult is the "on steroids" version)
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| 5. | 'spoda | ||
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another name for a slug, a worker who doesn't work especially hard. a 'spoda knows a hundred lazy man tricks for puttin' off what he's really 'spoda be doin'.
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| 6. | 'spoda | ||
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another name for a slug, a worker who doesn't work especially hard. a 'spoda knows a hundred lazy man tricks for puttin' off what he's really 'spoda be doin'.
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| 7. | 'spoda | ||
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another name for a slug, a worker who doesn't work especially hard. a 'spoda knows a hundred lazy man tricks for puttin' off what he's really 'spoda be doin'.
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