a person, usually a man, who is overly promiscuous with their hands, and is usually good at using their hands in a promiscuous manner.

Felchman

Function: noun

Etymology: English, from a Jersey City origin. An extension of a person who turns out to be familiar with the process of "felching".

1. A person who always claims they are going out for a single drink; disappearing overnight and then sleeping off their hangover until the afternoon.

2. A person who after imbibing copious amounts of alcohol, begins to display "creepy hands" in an attempt to fondle girls whom he normally has a platonic relationship with.