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57. illiterate
Pronunciation: \(ˌ)i(l)-ˈli-t(ə-)rət
Function: Adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin illiteratus, from in- + litteratus literate
Date: 15th century
1: having little or no education ; especially : unable to read or write <an illiterate population>
2 a: showing or marked by a lack of familiarity with language and literature <an illiterate magazine> b: violating approved patterns of speaking or writing
3: showing or marked by a lack of acquaintance with the fundamentals of a particular field of knowledge <musically illiterate>
synonyms see ignorant
1. From the letter A through to the letter Z, the authors of this website's content have done nothing but show to the world that they are in fact......illiterate. All synonms apply.

2. When our country routinely ranks 24th (or worse) amongst the top 25 industrialized nations of the world in academic ability, why do we glorify that which is so grossly illiterate and ignorant. Do we really want to become a nation so inable to compete in global markets that our grandchildren /great-grandchildren will work for a bowl of rice a day? It WILL be our fate unless we start raising our standards. Including our humor.
It starts in the gutter, raise it out of the gutter and everything else becomes elevated. It has to start somewhere, why not here?
3. As citizens of a free (kind of) nation
we have the absolute right to be ignorant and illiterate. But why would we want to? I don't get it.
58. adult album alternative
Not to be confused with "adult alternative", though it often is and kind of overlaps with it sometimes. Used to describe radio stations that play everything in rock that's typically not too "aggressive" or not too "soft", from The Beatles and Bob Dylan to The Shins and Modest Mouse and everywhere in between. Should NOT include John Mayer, Jason Mraz, James Blunt, etc. though unfortunately it often does. Sadly, most of the stations that play it tend to be closer to adult alternative than adult ALBUM alternative.
{adult album alternative} {adult alternative} {The Beatles} {Bob Dylan} {The Shins} {Modest Mouse}
59. doodoo girls
the definition of a doodoo girls is if yo name is ashley and you think you hard and yo hair dont even fit in a pony-tail.yo boii friend be clamin all these hoods and he really dnt know wht he is talkin bout you never matchin and all ways hatin on fly girls you still rollin in a 1984 toyota and got 20's rimes on it (your a doodoo girl).you go to the bridge wit a group of friends and cant see the movie cuz u to young so you stuck there (your a doodoo girl)if you got a ghetto name and you got more than 3 piercings your a (doodoo girl) if you think you rockin some pastrys that you got from someone that was selling them for 20$ your a(doodoo girl) if you still walkin around wit a chirp and saying where you at?you a (doodoo girl)if you from any kind of girl click that no one knows anything about your a (doodoo girl)if you still walkin around wit some platic shoes you a (doodoo girl)if you still listening to this is why im hot you a (doodoo girl)if you come to school wit a blue uniform or any other color yo uniform and you wearin black blazers wit red shoe strings you a (doodoo girl)if you still listening to you a jerk you a (doodoo girl)if you got two diffrent color weaves in yo head you a (doodoo girl) if you put to much jel in yo head you a (doodoo girl)if you go to a store wit pj's on you a (doodoo girl)if you say stupid stuff and laugh at your own jokes your a (doodoo girl)if you still watchin tyler perry 2004 plays you a (doodoo girl)if you wear the same skinnys every time ...
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60. Emo
PLEASE DO NOT REJECT THIS JUST BECAUSE IT IS LONG.
IT CAME FROM ME HEART. <3
Kind of.

This is very important. I know this is a slang dictionary and unserious entries and definitions are intended, but I can't laugh at silly people making cruel fun of things that should not be anymore like I used to, and as this site gets so many visitors, I think it's a good place to make my point.
Thankyou to all who read, Wikipedia, and the few others who write similar definitions and deserve more to agree with them. Aaand thanks a great bunch to the media and all you horrid, disrespectful people out there who make up lies about such people and accept the crap they hear about them.
Here we go.

Very misunderstood and abused in recent times, the general concept of "emo" is very different to what one following the crowd may first think. A great deal of this misunderstanding is caused by the media, and perhaps certain attributes to the majority of people who consider themselves "emo" causing others to believe that this applies to the entire community.

Tracing the roots of Emo back to the 1980's makes the original Emo over 20 years old, and so in its whole it is not necessarily a 21st-century wave. Some may consider Emo to actually have multiple meanings.

I. The Music
Emo began as a genre of music. Contrary to popular belief this is not all depressing with heartbroken tones and whiny mopey lyrics. It emerged from the hardcore punk scene of the early 1980s Washington D.C.
Guy Picciott...
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61. ihku
1) A word of Finnish internet slang, such as "fab" (fabulous) in English.

2) However, in Finland "ihku" also stands for a specific kind of wart, which can be found from the tip of horse's penis. Very little of the people using the word know this, regretfully.
1) "Ooh, I love Adam Lambert! He's just ihku!"

2) "Ugh, my horse has an ihku again. Looks a lot like Paris Hilton, too."
62. Cheyrod
(noun)

1. A unique individual who loves to make people laugh.

2. Sensitive and kind, yet a man's man who will stand up for what he believes in. A person with utmost integrity, respect, loyalty and character.

3. The best husband a woman could ever ask for; steadfast, strong, understanding, forgiving, hard-working, genuine, loving, nurturing.

4. An excellent father to all of his brood and willing to give everything he has to his family and for their well-being.

5. The best man ever to walk the earth.
Every woman hopes that there is a Cheyrod in her future.
63. Beastie
-noun

1. plural- Group or herd of desperate, unattractive, and/or overweight women.

2. pertaining to that of a person or persons with beastlike qualities, typically of female origin.

3. a coarse, filthy, ungroomed, or otherwise animalistic male.

Origin:

1985-2009; ME be(e)st(e) < OF beste (F bête) < L bēstia

Related forms:

beastly, adjective

Synonyms:

1. See: ROSIE O'DONNELL / ROBIN WILLIAMS
Teresa: "What kind've girls have been messaging you?"

James: "Two hb10's and a beastie." <insert Chewbacca WAV>
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