| 1. | to hiam | ||
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1. To steal.
2. To complain about the quality of the things you are stealing. 3. To take something without the intent of returning it while trying to convince others it is common equipment. 4. To hoard or accumulate things from their original owners. 1. You hiamed Hiam's pen!
2. Someone hiamed my bicycle, WTF!?!?! 3. I ran out of taq and I'm too lazy to order my own so I'm just going to hiam Geoff's. |
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| 2. | Jack king off suited | ||
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1. An good hand in poker A jack and a king, not in the same suit. May be used to go all in.
2. When all alone at home, one puts on a suit and jacks off. Usually to porn. 1.
pokerguy1-I'm all in pokerguy2-I call pokerguy1-What you got pokerguy2-Jack King off suited pokerhuy1-SHIT 2.someone- Hey what you doin today? someoneelse- O not much just Jack King off suited someone- Your sick get the fuck away from me. |
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| 3. | Pork off | ||
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Pork off as a verb means to masturbate to climax, complete with orgasm and ejaculation of semen among males.
Pork off as a noun means cum, ejaculate, semen. "Oh, you are porking off", said to me by younger brother, when I was masturbating and emitting pre-ejaculate (precum) from my glans penis. I was a few months away from my first, true masturbation to orgasm, with a spectacular ejaculation of semen (cum).
"Oh, you have pork off (but that was precum) on your belly," so my brother said, but that was before I achieved masturbation with orgasm, complete with pork off, cum, semen. I heard these two expressions about 1964 from my younger brother as I was entering adolescence and he not far behind. We were engaging in innocent sexual play then. |
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| 4. | dreadbean | ||
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to be dread to somebody or something whilst being over the height of six bean.
jack slaps jenna with his cock, she says "why are you being a dreadbean?"
jack hits a innocent child. A bystander says why are you dreadbeaning. Laurie whilst wearing his stabber stabs an inncoent bystander, whilst dying the bystander screams you dreadbean. venner felt dreadbeaned when ireland got with jenna. STUNG! |
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| 5. | safety jack | ||
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The act of masturbating several hours before a sexual encounter so as to prevent premature ejaculation and enhance the duration of the act. Is it five o'clock yet? It's almost time for my safety jack before meeting up with Jessica...
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| 6. | Shnype | ||
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1. To smoothly take, accept, steal, etc... a wanted object. Also used to describe a person's overall caracter, see shnyper
2. To express greater emotion in exclamations, as if an action shnyped your composure and peace. 1.
Bock 1: Dude, that kid dropped his ipod. Bock 2: Awww, I'm gonna shnype that bitch! 2. Daker 1: Last night was fucking crazy! Daker 2: You know that one chick I was with? Well I forgot to wrap my shit. Daker 1: Holy Shnypies!!! Daker 2: You Shnyped the words right out of my mouth. |
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| 7. | Jack-off | ||
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Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry. "Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"
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