1. A real pain in the ass.
2. An object that parents use to inflict pain and fear into their children.
1. Tom: "I hate our 8:00am class!"
John: "Ya waking up that early is such a yardstick...."
2. Mom: "Clean up your room, I'm tired of seeing that mess."
Child: "Then don't look at it!"
Mom: "Thats it I'm getting the yardstick."
Child: "No, no!! I'll clean it up!!!
Mom: "Thats what I thought you said.."
A gene that gives a person the incredibly bothersome characteristic of "bull shitting" everything that he/she says. It is typically found in men, particularly farmers, lawyers, police officers, politicians, P.E. teachers, NASA, and people who watch NASCAR and WWE. It is a condition also commonly found in pharmacists, especially when they are attempting to explain to you why it has taken 13 years to put 3 blue pills in a plastic bottle.more...
It is ALWAYS found in hipsters as they are usually trying to be, for lack of a better term, hip.
This condition seems to be a vicious cycle, because when a bullshitter is proven wrong,which happens frequently, that person will often make up an excuse to show how he or she got it confused with something else in a usually futile attempt to prove that he or she "actually knew" what he or she was talking about.
As far as science knows, bullshitter's gene syndrome is incurable and will plague the patience of many good people for the foreseeable future.
Synonyms: Ass clown, pain in the ass, jerk, and prick
Antonyms: Knowledgeable, humble, and intelligent
A loving nick-name for someone who's being a pain in the ass.
Synonyms: shithead, PITA, etc.
Minca, how many times do I have to tell you to shut the door to my bedroom?
Minca, how many times are you going to play this song on repeat?
(Limited to) a long forum post or email message. Longer than 500 words. Not used to describe long product or entertainment reviews et cetera.
Coined from the word "visine" which is a brand of eye drops used for tired, sore eyes.
NB: Coined by a dude named 'dayveaux' (pronounced davo) in Oz. Guilty himself of this behavior. Changed spelling of the word as it is a trademark company product.
"dude, have you read this vysine? it may fix your problem".
"your vysine is completely off topic".
"if I see another vysine in this thread i'll vomit".
"check out this vysine, (url link) this dude obviously has nothing better to do".
1: what a dude gets when he titty fucks a chick that has tit dirt
2: what a dude gets if he has tit dirt and gets caught in a rainstorm
3: something that's chickenshit, bullshit, tit dirt, and or a pain in the ass
1: Dude1 - I titty fucked some slut last night.
Dude2 - You got dick mud now?
Dude1 - Yup.
2: PrivateDoinPushups - Its startin to rain.
DrillSergeant - Pretty hard, too, time to turn that tit
dirt into dick mud.
3: Dude, this Natty's skunked. Fuckin dick mud.
Particular to sourthern border of the US with mexico. Mostly Spanish-speaking, pretentious, last season's couture wearing, jota that wears horridly narrow and pointed dress shoes that curl up like clown shoes. Usually, they wear brands like Aldo. Ususally overly dramatic. Funny, but usually a pain in the ass. Fravorite word of choice being "Osea". Usually broke, but will charge anything to look rich. Drives a used luxary car like a mercedes miata or mom's BMW, but lives in a hovel. Synonyms: Ranchitas, Fonchies, Pochos, Fresas
Oh no girl; You DON'T want to go to THAT party! Jotas will be all last season, not speak of word of English, & think they run the world. Not to mention thoes aweful pointy curled shoes from Aldo. Couture Clown everywhere! Well, maybe we should to see who win's the oscar tonight. DRAMA!
1. (noun) a woman of unsavory character traits pertaining to negative or even beligerant attitude (ie. a pain in the ass or a moody bitch)
2. (noun) a man who's abilities/character/mindset/emotional responses is atypical of that which is generally associated with being a man (ie. acting like a girl, wimp or homosexual)
3. (noun) a non-offensive colloquialism meant to reference to a girl or a woman with whom the speaker is associated in some way
Yo dawg, that girl aint nothin but a biotch.
Yo dawg, why you acting like such a biotch?
That's my biotch.