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1. Hohmough
A homosexual person who tends to be very lazy, and at times can be very annoying; someone who does not keep up with the things around them and is frequently inaccurate when making statements.
Example: "Hey Billy, I don't really want to go anywhere. How about we just lay around and watch the Olympics? I really want to watch snowboarding!"

"Your such a hohmough Jessica, I'd rather go do something; besides its the summer Olympics not the winter Olympics."

Synonyms: lazy, ignorant , annoying

Antonyms: organized, accurate, timely
2. Belly Itcher
A Belly Itcher is lazy, inactive and sluggish. Belly Itcher can also mean someone who is very silly, giddy or foolish.
1. I invited Kelly over for dinner, but she is being a belly itcher, and is too lazy to come out.

2. Shami was acting like a Belly Itcher when she pulled that prank on me.
3. procrastitute
(noun) - Literally, a hooker who procrastinates; Can be used to denote an actual lazy hooker or as an insult
synonyms: lazy ho, lazy hooker, etc.
As an insult: "...you procrastitute."

Literal meaning:

"...so I paid for an hour and she just sat and talked until the last 15 minutes. Whatta procrastitute!"
4. LASB
Lazy ass slug-butt.
Our plumber had a wee wedgey of sunburn on his LASB!
5. chill-ville cult
any size group (of two or more like-minded individuals) in which the primary activity (at almost a 'religious' level) is to "CHILL" (i.e.: lay on the couch, relax, drink alcohol, smoke marijuana and or cigarettes, read books, watch movies, etc.) instead of working, finding a job, exercising, cooking, cleaning, doing chores (dishes, laundry, mow the yard, pay the bills, etc.) ..... somewhat synonymous with "couch-potato-ing" but at a much more intense life-style level
CLOSE synonyms: lazy, couch-potato, 'slacker', bump-on-a-log (chill-ville cult is the "on steroids" version)
6. Salloway
Of or pertaining to one who is lazy and eats alot, often someone who dislikes others calling him fat or obese. If someone is a salloway, then they spend alot of time with there food, sometimes naming and/or befriending it.
Mathew was a "salloway", he disliked being called fat by his friends, and his friend was Mr. Twink, the twinkie.
7. mudneck
Informal: Often Disparaging.

noun:

1. A less sophisticated, less educated, and more socially inappropriate version of a redneck

2. A white person who lives in the hills on Tennessee, and spends his time shouting at his nearest neighbors, through the woods, "discussing" the details of how his dog got shot.

3. A redneck who's so damn lazy he just lies around in the mud all day.

Also: Whisky Tango, redneck, white trash, rustic, dub-t, narrow, prejudiced, or reactionary: a redneck attitude.

Synonyms: biased, narrow-minded, intolerant.

Antonyms: fair-minded, educated, hard-working, open-minded, broad-minded, tolerant, unbiased, impartial, pleasant
Dude #1: "What happened man, you look exhausted?"

Dude #2: "That's because my mudneck neighbors wouldn't shut the fuck up last night--I couldn't get any sleep!"

Dude #1: "Yeah, what were they doing?"

Dude #2: "Just slamming cases of pbr and riding their 4-wheelers around in the mud; them lazy, no-good, dub-t, sons-o-bitches!"
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