Top Definition
Jerk-off: To masturbate (a dated, yet still-perfectly adequate locution.) The term also refers to (see Cable Guy,) to a complete ass-hole, in its noun-form.
Synonyms: jerk-off

Verb: I was about to jerk-off with some Jergens and a Kate Upton titty-shot when my mom barged in: fuuuuuuck.

Noun: Dontay is a total jerk-off and he's off the team.

Synonyms: Beating off, rubbing one out, yankin it, wanking, making dead babies* (*mine)
by Porno-Scholar November 17, 2013

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