| 1. | SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi | ||
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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius. I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement. |
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| 2. | Nark | ||
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A jerk; someone you don't like or someone who has done something incredibly stupid or insulting. (Disgustedly) "I can't believe he/she did that! What a nark!"
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| 3. | dickhole | ||
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1. one more revolting, disgusting than the hole at the end of a penis.
2. a complete jerk, doesnt even deserve to live. 1. "ew i cannot believe i went out with him.. he is such a disgusting dickhole."
2. "what a jerk! that dickhole just broke up with me and went after my best friend 2 days later." |
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| 4. | whoompsh | ||
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to jerk off, to masturbate i need to whoompsh, dont open my door
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| 5. | DPF (douchy penisface) | ||
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n. slang. --abbreviation for the term 'douchy penisface'. Originating from the Western New York area, the Douchy Penisface is an insult to be flung at only the dirtiest, low-down people you would happen to know. By calling someone a DPF, you are insinuating that a penis is growing out of their face usu. the nose area.
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Like giving someone the middle finger, the DPF also has a gesture. To do this, you put your finger to your nose, and wiggle it around. This is the most common form of the DPF. In case you incapable of using the finger, you can put any other object up to your nose. In this case, however, it would not be a DPF, but a variation of it. To correctly name this variation, you would say DP and then insert the first letter of the object you are holding to your nose, and then add the F for 'face' at the end. For example: if you were to hold a violin to your nose, it would be a douchy penis violin face, or a DPVF, for cheese it would be douchy penis cheese face--DPCF, and so on and so forth. While all of these variations of the DPF are strong and unique to each person that does it, the strongest thing you could do to express the DPF is to sit down and hold your knee to your nose. This is the original, most offensive DPF and is known as the greatest insult to mankind. To further this, one could do a 'double DPF', which is done by holding both knees up to the nose while sitting, and kicking the feet aroun... |
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| 6. | Sex Swamp | ||
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when you masturbate or have sex sitting down, the increased bloodflow to the pelvic region causes the your ass and the nether region to sweat, makeing your underwear (if your wearing any) very uncomfortable and wet.
note: nether region = area between a man's scrotum and ass hole. especially in the little nook right behind his balls. the 'swamp' part of the word refers to "swamp ass" (similar thing but from running around) Mike was fucking this girl, but then when he was done, the bedsheets keps sticking to his ass cuz he had sex swamp.
person1: guess what person2: what? person1: I was just in a circle jerk, and .. person2: eww gross dude, stop there, circle jerk is nasty. person1: .. and I went to stand up, and i had the worst wedgie cuz my boxers were sticking to my ass cheeks and i couldnt rearange them right. person2: .. i think im gonna be sick. |
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| 7. | Ass | ||
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1)noun. Slang for the "buttocks or butt" of a human or animal
2)noun. A donkey or mule 3)noun. A stupid person (see asshole or jerk-off) 1)Holy shit! Look at the ass on that biznatch!
2)That ass is hauling way too much wheat. 3)My boss is an effin ass. |
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